Creeped out

By Baustigt - 06/08/2014 13:34 - Australia

Today, as I was driving, a massive cockroach clicked its way across my windshield. I pulled over to fling it out the window, but it spread its wings and flew around like a hook-armed stabbing machine. I lost it in the dark car and now I can't find it. It's going to be a long drive home. FML
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gracehi 31

Gauge out your eyes. Maybe that'll help.

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kinky44 28

*Gouge Not sure how to gauge my eyes at all, let alone out.

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gracehi 31

lol! Yeah, I noticed my typo when it was too late to fix it. :(

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ToBeFilledInLate 11

If you gouge your eyes out then you wont see when its creeps up for the attack!

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vikky538 28

looks like a revenge drama by cockroach...

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deedeedeniel 17

Cockroaches are the main reasons why i have nightmares :$

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Martijn1102 14

He's so loyal to you even though you threw it out of your car, he came back. He's a keeper!

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hannah_cheers 30

If I were you, I'd probably get out and walk home.

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vividpictures 17

What if the cockroach laid eggs in your car..

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rocker_chick23 27

Flamethrowers are also an option.

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rocker_chick23 27

I would have been running away from the car like a bat out of Hell.

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sem2183 13

OMG same here! When I was younger one scampered across my foot and I fainted. I have a phobia of insects. Gives me the chills just thinking about it.

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