Transportation: Creeped out - FML

Creeped out

By boardman - 25/05/2009 02:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out my parents joined the mile-high club. While I was on the plane. FML

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You deserved it 4 974

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By Gemma - 06/01/2012 23:16 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 735

You deserved it 3 080

By jellybean_94 - 15/08/2009 04:33 - Canada

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

I agree, your life sucks 137 435

You deserved it 7 376

By mile high clubber - 14/07/2013 10:41 - United States - Bensalem

Spicy

Today, while on the airplane, the cute girl next to me and I instantly hit it off. When I excused myself to the bathroom, I must have given her the wrong impression. She wanted to join the mile high club; I just wanted to take a crap. FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 170

You deserved it 13 686

By Coolios - 24/06/2013 14:16 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I bumped into my parents at the mall. They didn't tell me they were around. I live 5,000 miles away, in a different country from them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 879

You deserved it 3 903

By photonut13 - 15/07/2010 10:52 - Canada

Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 597

You deserved it 3 010

You really shouldn't have

By ParentsSleepingOnMyCouch - 13/02/2024 00:00 - United States - Renton

Today, I was awakened by knocking on my door, only to find my parents standing there. Turns out, they booked two one-way tickets to visit me from another country. Their plan? I should scrap my upcoming 2-week vacation to hang out because they invested in this trip. Oh, and they didn't book a hotel. I'm 31. FML

I agree, your life sucks 676

You deserved it 103

By xxxkkxxx - 29/07/2011 15:37 - Hong Kong

Today, my parents took me on a plane ride for a vacation in Hong Kong. What they didn't tell me was that the "vacation" is extended for three years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 804

You deserved it 3 341

The talk

By airplanes-suck - 21/08/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year-oldish daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "The talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 327

You deserved it 6 682

By RubyRed213 - 30/05/2018 05:00

Spicy

Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 337

You deserved it 427

By college kid - 31/07/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 239

You deserved it 5 381

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nativebacon 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:03

#3 - But on a plane? The bathrooms are so SMALL!!!!

Yulia_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:00

Go mom and dad! Oh man, I hope I'll be as feisty as them when I have children.

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Gabe411036 0

Monday 25 May 2009 19:02

How dose he Deserve it?Do the 400 plus people who pressed that button just wana be funny?

ilackeffort 0

Monday 25 May 2009 19:04

#66 --- stupid. You and the kid who posted this. If he wants to say FML for something so silly, then he deserved it, that's why. It's be different had he walked in on his parents actually doing the deed, maybe even having some anal action, that would be totally fkd up, but probably funny for the readers.

survivalism 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:49

I'm a member of the Mile High Club. Solo Aviator Division.

thuryn 2

Monday 25 May 2009 21:18

YDI for giving a crap where you are when your parents decide to ****. Get over it. It's how they made you,

BKF 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:20

TMI

LittleMiss1 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:39

whats mile high club?

1234321 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:42

haha number 66 you're calling yourself stupid...

lemony_music_grl 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:01

oh that IS gruesome.

bayybee 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:09

I just spit out my water laughing. #69, some people are just way more disturbed about knowing the details of their parents' intimacy.

freshtastic 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:11

It's probably better they did it in the cramped bathroom instead of on the seat beside you.

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