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Creeped out

By boardman - 25/05/2009 02:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out my parents joined the mile-high club. While I was on the plane. FML

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By Gemma - 06/01/2012 23:16 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML

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By jellybean_94 - 15/08/2009 04:33 - Canada

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

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By mile high clubber - 14/07/2013 10:41 - United States - Bensalem

Spicy

Today, while on the airplane, the cute girl next to me and I instantly hit it off. When I excused myself to the bathroom, I must have given her the wrong impression. She wanted to join the mile high club; I just wanted to take a crap. FML

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By Coolios - 24/06/2013 14:16 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I bumped into my parents at the mall. They didn't tell me they were around. I live 5,000 miles away, in a different country from them. FML

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By photonut13 - 15/07/2010 10:52 - Canada

Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML

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You really shouldn't have

By ParentsSleepingOnMyCouch - 13/02/2024 00:00 - United States - Renton

Today, I was awakened by knocking on my door, only to find my parents standing there. Turns out, they booked two one-way tickets to visit me from another country. Their plan? I should scrap my upcoming 2-week vacation to hang out because they invested in this trip. Oh, and they didn't book a hotel. I'm 31. FML

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By xxxkkxxx - 29/07/2011 15:37 - Hong Kong

Today, my parents took me on a plane ride for a vacation in Hong Kong. What they didn't tell me was that the "vacation" is extended for three years. FML

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The talk

By airplanes-suck - 21/08/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year-oldish daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "The talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML

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By RubyRed213 - 30/05/2018 05:00

Spicy

Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML

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By college kid - 31/07/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML

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nativebacon 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:03

#3 - But on a plane? The bathrooms are so SMALL!!!!

Yulia_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:00

Go mom and dad! Oh man, I hope I'll be as feisty as them when I have children.

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Shizden 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 4:45

Bom Chicka Wah Wah

Wynnedows 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 5:24

#25, lol. Surely you can't be serious!

SwingSea 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 5:36

Good for them! I hope I can still be wild and spontaneous when I am old and married with kids!

austin117 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 6:09

lol what if that was the 9/11 plane CNN:two bodies were found attatched to each other in a sexual position

Panicattackx5 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 6:36

And they probably have sex in the house while you're sleeping in it. Get used to it.

lawlkat 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 7:26

hopefully they have sex on your bed when you go and hang out with friends for the night and sticky your sheets. YDI for having loving, caring parents who sound like they have a good marriage.

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Tuesday 26 May 2009 7:33

gross ur paretns have sex?????

Whuddupsuckaaa 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 7:43

lmfao.

the_holy_one 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 11:28

hahahahaha!!! that must suck. ur parents rock :P No.93 parents have sex. its not abnormal. lol

dragonmystik3030 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 13:31

good on ya mum and dad.. and stop being a whining little **** pig and grow up

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