Love: Creeped out

Creeped out

By bezoar10 - 04/04/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, my mother and I went to lunch and there is a really cute waiter that works at the diner. I requested him to wait on us like I sometimes do. While we were waiting to be seated, I heard one waiter say to the cute one, "Ya, the creepy one is back, and this time she brought her mom!" FML

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By bigmouth - 02/08/2009 07:35 - United States

Today, I was working as a host at a pasta diner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said, "That's my mom." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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Mom of the year

By Yuni - 08/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant that I always go to, and one of the cute waiters gave me a discount. My mother called me a whore in the middle of the restaurant, then slapped me when I cried. FML

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Brilliant

By BrokeAsFuck - 18/10/2012 23:52 - United States

Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 11:17 - Canada

Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML

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By kill me - 20/06/2017 04:00

Today, while serving at my restaurant, a mother acted as a wing-woman for her son by insisting I read a note he'd written, asking for my number. I had to awkwardly reject the guy in front of his entire family, before having to keep serving them for another hour. FML

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By TheMike23 - 11/01/2016 05:28 - United States - Winter Garden

Today, I went out with my mom to a restaurant. We were sitting down to eat, and a waitress walks over to our table and asks, "How are you ladies doing tonight?" It really was a nice thing to ask, for my mom. As for me, being a man, not so much. FML

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And I oop

By SuperBunny - 20/04/2009 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML

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By traumatized - 18/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

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What are the odds?

By pchis4ever - 20/11/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was eating at KFC when my roommate unexpectedly showed up. He asked me who I was there with, and I told him I was on a sexy date with his mom. Just then a woman 5 feet away turned around and gave me a disgusted look. Guess whose mom was in town visiting for the weekend? FML

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hpnerd 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:42

Yeah.. requesting the cute waiter is creepy. YDI.

hawaiianxpunchx3 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:40

well dont make it so obvious and act like a creeper.

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Lauriebug 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 0:02

I think it would be more fun to hope you sit in his section. Why would you be so creepy as to request him that many times? Switch up your restaurant-ing or for the love of God, make your own damn meal sometimes. YDI.

Jka_fml 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 0:05

hmmm tough luck

bellyup 1

Sunday 5 April 2009 0:09

# 15,yea I can feel the earth spinning off it's axis and heading straight for the sun because of what #10 did.Go to this link http://www.acronymfinder.com/WTF~2.html and see all the meanings of WTF.#15 do you know who establishes these acronyms?You sound like an expert on the subject.I've searched the web and can't find an official agency thats responsible,it's probly a conspiracy!

the_scarlet_one 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 0:09

yikes, that's a bummer

Boudica 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 0:09

15: if you're smart enough to keep up, don't complain or pretend to be ruler of teh internetz. 23: WTF= What the FAQ? An acronym for another acronym? Sweet.

gravityplanx 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 0:16

wow you guys are douchebagz... WTF means WHAT the ****... not because of any "agency" but just because it's common knowledge... Using a popular acronym incorrectly just makes you seem dumb... for instance... if i said FYL and really meant "Flick Your Labia", you probably would misread what i was saying... But at the same time, #10 was the one that looked like a dumbass... so by pointing it out, #15 was just being a douche... a correct douche, but still a douche...

nomadxx7 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 0:21

Well said #26 Honestly with the evolution of words it's hard to keep up... similar to GTG or GG or others that had a singular meaning in the beginning but now as #23 said they have 3 pages for a WTF. I WTF on every WTF when the WTF keeps playing the same old crap that WTF Translation: I (want to fight) on every (wed, thurs, fri) when the (Williamstown Theatre Festival) keeps playing the same old crap that (wasn't that funny) Let's just get it back to What the F*ck please...

voguegirl4 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 0:23

Is it weird that I am laughing harder at the comment war over WTF than the FML hehe

yellow_fml 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 0:25

I would be a little freaked out if a girl and her mom requested me as their waiter. Unless you are going to ask for his number or on a date, you need to know the person to request them.