Love: Creeped out

Creeped out

By bezoar10 - 04/04/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, my mother and I went to lunch and there is a really cute waiter that works at the diner. I requested him to wait on us like I sometimes do. While we were waiting to be seated, I heard one waiter say to the cute one, "Ya, the creepy one is back, and this time she brought her mom!" FML

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Same thing different taste

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By bigmouth - 02/08/2009 07:35 - United States

Today, I was working as a host at a pasta diner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said, "That's my mom." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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Mom of the year

By Yuni - 08/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant that I always go to, and one of the cute waiters gave me a discount. My mother called me a whore in the middle of the restaurant, then slapped me when I cried. FML

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Brilliant

By BrokeAsFuck - 18/10/2012 23:52 - United States

Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 11:17 - Canada

Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML

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By kill me - 20/06/2017 04:00

Today, while serving at my restaurant, a mother acted as a wing-woman for her son by insisting I read a note he'd written, asking for my number. I had to awkwardly reject the guy in front of his entire family, before having to keep serving them for another hour. FML

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By TheMike23 - 11/01/2016 05:28 - United States - Winter Garden

Today, I went out with my mom to a restaurant. We were sitting down to eat, and a waitress walks over to our table and asks, "How are you ladies doing tonight?" It really was a nice thing to ask, for my mom. As for me, being a man, not so much. FML

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And I oop

By SuperBunny - 20/04/2009 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML

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By traumatized - 18/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

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What are the odds?

By pchis4ever - 20/11/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was eating at KFC when my roommate unexpectedly showed up. He asked me who I was there with, and I told him I was on a sexy date with his mom. Just then a woman 5 feet away turned around and gave me a disgusted look. Guess whose mom was in town visiting for the weekend? FML

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hpnerd 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:42

Yeah.. requesting the cute waiter is creepy. YDI.

hawaiianxpunchx3 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:40

well dont make it so obvious and act like a creeper.

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stonerchu 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 1:11

When you order food, stare at his crotch

lpaul49 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 1:22

Just as a heads up to all of the morons sticking up for number 4 and saying that what he said was right: Yes, he was just speaking his mind but he can't spell for shit apparently so that's why number 8 called him wrong. Another heads up for the people who don't know what I mean: It's spelled 'staring' not 'starring'.

shady1 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 1:27

lol same 28 words are words shutup

marykateex3 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 1:30

Creepy girl. You have to be more discreet in your stalking, silly! ::rolls eyes:: And #53 - LOL.

Person_Man 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 1:36

You are DEFINITELY the creepy one. YDI.

ItsRedRumBish 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 1:37

Aw,sorry darling. :[ Sorry they saw you as creepy,try to think about what you're doing and why they think you're creepy. Just tell him you were sorry and that you just thought he was cute... I'm shy,so I know what it's like when it's difficult to say things when you don't want to be rejected,but when you don't say things sometimes and remain silent that's when things can get confusing or misinterpreted so you need to announce things or try to make things less confusing.xD I hope things get better. xoxo

ponypowered 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 9:33

#4 and #12 I don't think it had anything to do with the fact of looking or not.... but the fact that staring only has ONE R. obviously. =

Vagabones 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 1:40

Creepiness to one person is sexiness to another. Don't mind the douchebag waiter who probably can't see past his own arse.

Silhouette_fml 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 1:42

Requesting the same waiter all the time does seem pretty creepy to me. >_>

NorfolkDude 2

Sunday 5 April 2009 1:44

I wonder how many times you've been to this particular resturant for him to say that? What I'm getting at is, if you find someone "cute" don't stare, make your move eventually or at least show him you're interested.