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Creepy backyard

By L.Lime05 - 08/08/2010 23:27 - United States

Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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By catstew - 02/10/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, my mother's beloved cat died and we thought it would be nice to bury it in the back yard. I came home from work and while walking to the door saw that the cat had been dug up and partially eaten by the local raccoons and strays. FML

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The disrespect

By Anonymous - 20/07/2021 11:01

Today, I visited my mom at the graveyard first thing in the morning. Not even 24 hours after the funeral, someone’s dog had taken a massive, liquidy shit all over her grave. FML

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Good boy

By Anonymous - 06/10/2023 19:30 - Canada

Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 13:05 - Austria

Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML

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By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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By Ellencrazee - 13/08/2011 10:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML

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By holyshitsnacks - 18/03/2014 22:53 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, the snow in my backyard melted, revealing just how much dog shit accumulated underneath it this winter. FML

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By Mr Pippin - 09/09/2018 22:00

Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML

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Archeology

By Anonymous - 16/07/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was digging the foundation for what will eventually be my garage. My kids wanted to help Daddy, which means they had a front row seat with their little spades when we unearthed the skeleton of some previous homeowner's dog. Now they won’t stop crying. FML

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gabbielove 0

Monday 9 August 2010 9:17

How many pets did you have?! That's a lot!

chippa 24

Monday 9 August 2010 9:21

...Exactly how many pets did you have (and kill)? o.O

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dinali 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 5:41

there is some symbolism in there somewhere. that sucks

sucks4u918 4

Tuesday 10 August 2010 6:04

that's..disturbing/:

CaRe_BeAr_23 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 6:30

pet cemetary lol

unctarheel529 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 6:31

if the bone are scattered then how can they be In a pile

KissinKitten 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 7:37

Pet cemetery!!!! Love that movie!

kool_me 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 7:37

what if the spoiled little doggy reads this post! I'm sorry doggy your owner fails on keeping pets!

vonnvonn 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 4:49

aw, I'm sorry. I wouldve cried. D:

elfnow 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 5:38

That's really sad! I'm so sorry! :(

Kai58 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 20:07

pretty sure your dog wont go after them, after that i think he gets the message....hes next

bunnycake123 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 1:44

awww :(

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