Love, Friends and Creepy: Creepy

Creepy

By lisa - 29/11/2015 16:04 - Australia - Kensington

Today, my sister accused me of "leading on" her creepy best friend and said I should apologize to him for making him think he was going to get lucky. I haven't talked to the guy in over 5 years, except for one random encounter 2 days ago, where all I said was, "Hi, how have you been?" FML

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You deserved it 1 400

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By imwrong - 10/02/2009 11:59 - Philippines

Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 259

You deserved it 66 607

By Anonymous - 17/12/2009 12:49 - United States

Today, my sister-in-law told me calmly that she never cared for me, likes her brother's ex more than me, and probably will always dislike me. It was our first serious conversation ever, that I initiated because I wanted to "maintain our great friendship." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 424

You deserved it 3 103

Olive branch

By Coco - 19/04/2016 20:58 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, I invited my sister to my wedding. She's not coming, because I didn't reply to her email three years ago. The one she sent to my whole family saying that I was a dangerous psychopath. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 330

You deserved it 1 481

Small world

By Zxry123 - 12/01/2023 18:00

Today, I told my friend that I insisted on to remaining single, but yet he still wanted to introduce me to a friend of his. Turns out it was my ex, whom I haven't talked to for 5 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 883

You deserved it 130

By innocent - 19/04/2017 00:00

Today my best friend called me at 6 a.m., ranting and accusing me of sleeping with her husband. I live two hours away and haven't seen him in person in over six months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 453

You deserved it 339

Shit!

By SingleSara. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 440

You deserved it 3 533

Never get involved

By Boyufd - 08/06/2020 17:06

Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 714

You deserved it 591

By HouseMdFangirl - 10/08/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 765

You deserved it 58 398

By twelvie - 23/03/2015 14:24 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML

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You deserved it 2 911

By outoflove - 30/06/2014 21:06 - United States - Rockport

Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 770

You deserved it 4 410

trulypar 34

Monday 30 November 2015 10:11

Imagine if you'd accidentally brushed his shoulder when you walked by....he'd probably be buying wedding rings!

Ms_ValS 27

Monday 30 November 2015 10:09

In Chandler's voice: Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me!

Comments

isaak_sanchez 18

Monday 30 November 2015 14:06

Remind me not to ask creepy people how they've been

Mathalamus 24

Monday 30 November 2015 14:19

Ok. Don't talk to anyone who seems creepy. :)

techiejames 8

Monday 30 November 2015 14:37

How is that leading him on?

ThePandoricaOpen 18

Monday 30 November 2015 17:08

That's just it, it isn't. The sister is just being an idiot.

Richard6036 13

Monday 30 November 2015 14:48

Wow I guess I've been trying to hard and just think all it would've taken me to get some was for you to ask me how I'm doing

9a_1z 12

Monday 30 November 2015 15:23

This is baffling, was your sister a pimp in her past life? I mean, I want my friends to have a happy sex life too but other than wishing them well I want nothing to do with it.

MonstreBelle 29

Monday 30 November 2015 15:57

Let me guess, he is a Nice Guy that is always in the friend-zone because bitches never give nice guys like him a chance and are only interested in assholes? He obviously thinks he is entitled to have sex with any woman he wants that is polite enough to say hi. Don't apologize and certainly don't feel bad or guilty. You didn't do anything wrong. Saying hi is not leading someone on in any way. Apologizing would only be giving him the attention he wants. The only person that is owed an apology in this situation is you, by both him and your sister.