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By Thank God I Flush Them Down The Toilet - 26/09/2015 01:10 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I walked into my room and watched as my fanatically religious mother sniffed the used tissues in my trash bin to make sure I wasn't masturbating. FML
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shmoooopie 29

Even if op had it wouldn't have mattered because, judging by the user name, he flushed the tissues down the toilet instead of throwing them in the trash can

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Luter72 9

and that is the reason you should just flush those tissues

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sturschaedel 27

Which is exactly what he did, hence the username.

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Geckosrock99 33

That's crazy. Masturbation's normal, your mother, OP, is not.

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gracehi 31

Interesting that the super religious lady is so familiar with semen that she's confident in her ability to identify it on smell alone.

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xoteeshaox 22

But if she's super religious, most likely she is. Also, for OP to be here, his mum had to have had sex.

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Moonditch_fml 19

Yikes. I think that crosses a line. Good luck and hang in there until you can move out, OP. In the meantime, keep flushing!

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numberswoman 14

I don't know whose life sucks more. Yours because she does that or hers because she does that!

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trucker2 33

If wacking it sends you to hell, I'll see ya when you get there.

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coatl45 11

Good to know I've got interesting people to chat with on my way down then.

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hoosiergirl94 31

Plot twist: she's into that stuff

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