Creepy

By Thank God I Flush Them Down The Toilet - 26/09/2015 01:10 - United States - San Francisco

Spicy
Today, I walked into my room and watched as my fanatically religious mother sniffed the used tissues in my trash bin to make sure I wasn't masturbating. FML
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JKPwnage 27

How would she know what semen smells like, first of all? Seriously, OP, get away from her. She's insane.

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lationas 25

Masturbation lowers the risk of getting prostate cancer, so carry on OP!!

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shinikageWolf 15

Does she also check and make sure you aren't wearing blended clothes and eating pork?

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tlovesdolphins 16

Yo momma so nasty, she... well, I think you already know.

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nevereyes 31

Ahhh the "wonders" of religious parents......... There's nothing wrong with masturbation and your mom is hella creepy

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Denny1988 19

that's just insane, do whatever you need to to move out as soon as possible, and apply to universities far away and don't tell her about girlfriends, not even when you are about to marry them, she'd kill them, and probably castrate you in your sleep

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mattrd_fml 31

there other ways to tell than sniffing them.

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