Creepy

By Anonymous - 28/09/2012 21:22 - Canada

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Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said, "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML
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DocBastard 38

I swear to the Mighty FML Deity, everyone who says "Dump him" gets my foot up their asses. What he did is called "communication" and it's vital to a relationship, especially when it comes to sex. I applaud him for actually having the balls to tell you. How else are you going to learn to stop acting like a corpse during sex?

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eternalsunlight 5

So try a new position. Cowgirl should do the trick.

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xNephilim 18

What, so that somebody else gets to **** a corpse?

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LuckyLynx7732 5

This could be far worse. He could have cheated on you or dropped you like a bad habit. Be glad he cares about you enough to talk it out. There is a whole world of information out there to help this situation.

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mskimbelinapham 5

Lol, idk how people can lay quietly in bed while banging. Like a dead pillow. -_-

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SJsGirl 8

I completely agree. When I see girls just quiet and not really moving, I'm shocked. I've tried being quiet. I failed -_-

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monkeyy22 6

Maybe they don't like the sex and feel too awkward/inconfident/shy to talk about it to make it better?

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primadonna9396 16

It's a chore for some people. Refusing your bf isn't fair as sex is a normal part of a relationship, but it feels pretty ridiculous to put on a huge fake performance when you're just trying to get it over with.

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Fmlsea 28

least he told you now you can work on it . You got to be open minded not just laying there or it's not going to be fun for either of you two.

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beautifully_ugly 5

If you're just laying there then maybe he needs to check his performance!!!! F His L it must not have felt good....

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dmac843 2

Dump the whiney little bitch. If he were more of a man, you wouldn't be just laying there like you feel nothing.

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baKZ 1

sounds like he wants you to take charge every once in awhile. get on top of him and ride him until he orgasms, better yet make him ask permission to.

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Obvious8 3

I love the little nerds who think that you laying there means he is bad in bed. Half these posters are still in high school, and 90% of them are virgins.

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dmac843 2

I am hardly in high school or a virgin. Real men make women ******. Pansy ass bitches whine and blame the woman when they can't.

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