Creepy, Creepypasta, Dreams and Intimacy: Creepypasta

Creepypasta

By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 15:48 - United States - Nashville

Today, for the first time, I made a guy get a boner and make out with me. This would've been great if it hadn't been a dream, and if the guy in question hadn't been my brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 015

You deserved it 4 720

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 21:13 - United States

Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 893

You deserved it 3 377

By Anonymous - 11/04/2015 20:55 - Australia - Caroline Springs

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 371

You deserved it 3 282

Morning motivation

By thermos - 03/02/2009 23:47 - United States

Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 191

You deserved it 53 420

By Lil Bro - 17/07/2016 02:05 - United Kingdom - Smethwick

Today, after months of trying to make my girlfriend orgasm, she finally did. It was with my brother. I'll definitely knock next time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 833

You deserved it 1 603

That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 592

You deserved it 210

Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 140

You deserved it 335

Sibling rivalry

By Anonymous - 14/07/2023 00:02 - Switzerland - Zollikerberg

Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 768

You deserved it 145

By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 19:19 - Botswana - Francistown

Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 981

You deserved it 6 009

Stop, please stop

By yuck - 05/06/2015 19:11

Today, I found out that what I thought was my brother gasping and groaning in his dreams most nights is actually him jacking off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 436

You deserved it 4 201

All in the family

By Anonymous - 23/08/2022 04:00 - Canada - Moose Factory

Today, I told my ex I was going to bed after a few drinks, and she ended up fucking my brother while I was asleep. What an awakening to hear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 194

You deserved it 181

Mightyrif 23

Sunday 3 April 2016 6:51

What the actual **** did I just read.

Skycop_S 23

Sunday 3 April 2016 6:53

What's fun for the family, involves 2 to 4 people and can result in pleasure? A board game! Everyone is pleased when they win monopoly!

Comments

susubabe29 7

Saturday 9 April 2016 5:56

ewww

SnowFangedBeauty 19

Sunday 17 April 2016 20:16

*looks at the state* makes sense

mrbman 3

Friday 22 April 2016 21:06

incest is wincest.

junefairy_fml 10

Wednesday 27 April 2016 23:20

Our brains **** us over in our dreams sometimes. It's ok. It doesn't actually mean you are attracted to your brother (unless you are and ok, you do you), despite what other people may try to tell you. Ours brains pull gunk out of our memory and toss it together into a mess of nightmarish things that can still make us feel good in the dream because we aren't lucid enough to understand it.

NitroCat 4

Friday 29 April 2016 5:22

I wonder if OP living in Tennessee has anything to do with it...

cheezyc 7

Sunday 15 May 2016 19:38

Of course Tennessee... Hey sister, you gotta pretty mouth;) You ever heard a pig squeal?

SyntheticWolf 7

Wednesday 15 June 2016 5:05

*Looks at location* "yep, makes sense"

Bobby319 24

Thursday 29 September 2016 3:29

Actually, according to serval medical journals and papers, it's normal to for some reason fantasize about a sibling or even a parent, don't fell ashamed OP it's just your brain doing weird shit to you

tolkien897 15

Monday 3 July 2017 20:48

I can honestly say that Tennessee is just like this. but Kentucky is worse. they actually put "What relation are you to your spouse" on your marriage papers.