Kids, Gross, Creepypasta and Health: Creepypasta

Creepypasta

By mrsekko - 31/05/2011 12:44 - United States

Today, my daughter called for me to come into the bathroom. Turns out the tummy ache she'd been complaining of was actually parasites in her digestive tract. I could swear they were looking at me from the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2012 17:12 - United States - Houston

Today, I came down with food poisoning of some sort. After hours of scrambling to the toilet to vomit and empty my bowels, my three-year-old daughter got fed up and is now trying to potty-train me. FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By lyle - 02/04/2021 08:00

Today, I had to listen to my daughter’s explosive diarrhea while I watched TV. When she came out of the bathroom, she went white as a sheet. Apparently she thought she was alone. FML

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I've known for ages

By Crap - 28/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

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By espylone - 17/12/2011 15:42 - France

Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML

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Cringe

By mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 08:03 - United States

Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with my daughters. At our third stop, I had to sit in the stall listening to my 5 year-old informing everyone who came in that "mommy is stopping at EVERY bathroom to poop." FML

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Better out than in

By Anonymous - 06/11/2018 05:00

Today, my daughter told me her tummy hurt, but I assumed she was lying because she hates visiting grandma. About 20 minutes into the car ride, she got excited and said, "Mum my tummy doesn’t hurt anymore!" About 10 seconds later, the smell filled the car right up to the roof. It was diarrhoea. FML

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By ouch - 19/12/2009 15:15 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with the worst stomach cramps ever. My boyfriend came, looked at me writhing in pain, and said, "Well at least if it's a tapeworm you'll get skinnier." FML

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Symphony

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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Sorry, little dude

By dire-rear - 16/01/2010 20:19 - Singapore

Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML

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FMLandurstoo 9

Tuesday 31 May 2011 19:04

They're gonna get you! Just like I'm gonna get Chris.

Jarvo_666 6

Tuesday 31 May 2011 18:59

I chucked up a little..

Comments

iAmScrubs 19

Tuesday 31 May 2011 19:13

Aww, who's a cute little parasite!

whiteboy7thst 2

Tuesday 31 May 2011 20:09

You are

ohioain 18

Thursday 11 July 2013 12:46

That made me crack up

missbreann 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 19:14

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FlonkertonChamp 6

Tuesday 31 May 2011 19:22

i'm sure the op has now taken the kid to the doctor. it's usually not necessary to take a child to the doctor for a simple stomach ache. that's just a ridiculous waste of time and money.

JDT1020 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 19:48

That and didn't she think it was "tummy" acne.

shlumpuppatum123 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 23:46

unless you're canadian like myself and you can go to the doctor whenever the **** you want free of charge...

guckylynn 19

Wednesday 1 June 2011 2:17

You pay for the doctor in your taxes.

gabletz 2

Wednesday 1 June 2011 2:28

she didn't know till now dummy!

reebokkid123 14

Wednesday 1 June 2011 4:28

Why the **** would she do that? if you didn't read..she didn't know the kid had living parasites in her belly..no one thinks "You have a tummy ache? let's go to the doctor to make sure it's not parasites." A tummy ache is generally treated at home..sleep..medicine..etc. I'm sure shes taken her by now..but YDI is ****** up..

mrsekko 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 4:33

Thanks reebok

pedsnurse09 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 6:57

well, if she had a persistent stomach ache she should have been taken to the doctor. I'm sure she hurt for a while before she started to pass the parasites. It sounds like a piss poor mom that doesn't take things seriously !! Next time it could be MUCH worse!!!!

courtz94 24

Friday 11 April 2014 9:06

The persistent stomachache may have only been one day or two. That's not necessarily something to rush to the doctor for unless there's more serious symptoms with it. We have no idea how long she was actually complaining, so that's really rude to say.

CSRozell 4

Tuesday 31 May 2011 19:15

fyl? more like fu she's the one that's sick

bargarlm 2

Tuesday 31 May 2011 19:20

wow TMI, that's disgusting..

MittenzTheCat 12

Thursday 7 August 2014 23:55

The heck does TMI mean?

goodevilgenius 5

Tuesday 31 May 2011 19:26

F your life? F her life! That sucks hardcore for her.

apcfan009 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 19:28

i think this is easily the grossest FML i've read...and i've been reading for a few years now...

nmearayta 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 19:28

don't flush them or else they'll grow up in the sewer and come back to get you

PurpleWaffles 2

Tuesday 31 May 2011 19:32

You are an idiot.

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 31 May 2011 19:38

You should watch the tv show on discovery channel called "Monsters Inside Me." People getting infected with freaky parasites from traveling abroad and shit. One guy had a worm growing inside his eyeball.