Crotch shot

By Rash - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in my backyard. I don't own a horse. FML
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Souners 3

Sarah Jessica Parker was in your backyard?

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xSorry_fml 10

If you were in Enumclaw Washington the horse would have gave you something else...

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Xquisite1 28

I know exactly what you're referring to. Mr Hands. lol

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TheAntidote 5

Yeah, how about you get FALCON KICKED in the ****** and then you can, "suck it up" too.

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Regmeister 10

I've been kicked by a horse. So you can kiss my ass.

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TheAntidote 5

Did it barely scrape your leg with its gentle foot? I doubt you were kicked in the crotch where OP was, even if you were kicked at all.

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zurisbloodyrose 0

thief! Gimme my horse back! I trained him to do that.

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hateevryone 14

should've never went near it.

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HiddenMonkey 8

When I read this I thought of Jackass.

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bayboo_kraziee 0

You don't have to own a horse to be kicked in the crotch. Worry about how it got in your backyard in the first place?

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rulezdunmatter 12

This would be a FtherestofYL if you were a guy. Getting kicked in the nuts by a horse could be really bad. Most guys start rolling on the floor from a kick by another guy. A horse? I really don't want to imagine.

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DocBastard 38

So you saw a horse in your backyard and figured you'd get close enough for it to kick you? Did you think a unicorn had wandered in and you figured you'd tame it? Sorry sweetheart, but only virgins can tame unicorns. You don't qualify.

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flockz 19

thats's why i have seventeen of them!! -forever alone-

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Muslimgal92 0

Docbastard I'll be waiting for the explanation of your profile pic on your blog:D

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The_Troller 14

Yeah, right after I read the story of the original you gotta go and change it.

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