YDI what were you doing in your back yard?

That's life MOSH

Horses were here first though. Just sayin'.

maybe he was just horsing around(cheesy pun)

I used to have a horse that drank beer from the can. After a few, he'd go apeshit on the bales of hay.

F**k your Mitsubishi I've a horse outside! F**ck your Honda civic I've a horse outside. And if you want a ride I've a horse outside!! ( all sang in very thick irish accent)

brazzers

That's a kick in the dick!!!

But you rented one.

But you rented one.