If you got kicked in the crotch by a horse then all of your reproductive organs are destroyed.

Kick it back in the crotch. Haha

Kick the horse in his crotch unless he's a female then you're fcked

How's that shattered pelvis doing?

Ok I feel bad for you, but I laughed.

Methinks I wouldn't go near a horse if I didn't own it.

Be honest, you saw a strange horse in your backyard and tried to ride it didn't you?

Horses are to main stream I ride giant acorpions

no you didn't dumbass.

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