Crotch shot

By Rash - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in my backyard. I don't own a horse. FML
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Souners 3

Sarah Jessica Parker was in your backyard?

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taurusxdee 10

Was it Sarah Jessica Parker?

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zipyzapyus 0

ok, not sure just how you did it.. but if I saw a horse in my back yard and knew it wasn't mine.. why would I get close enough to get nailed in the crouch?

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BadMoments4Me 0

Where did the horse come from?

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catherineepie 1

Today, I was reading fmls in class when I came across this one and I legitly lol'd outloud! FML ;)

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zander4310 5

HAHAH and you live in new york also....

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red27 0

That's horrible but y were u that close

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gqqlmno 0

Nd that's when you pull out the shot gun nd blast that horses nutts off

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attaboy368 20

Why would you get that close to a strange animal you have never seen before? Reminds me of those stories that circulate about the wild animal someone takes in thinking its a dog or cat but it turns out to be a rat or skunk.......fail

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