Crotch shot

By Rash - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in my backyard. I don't own a horse. FML
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bre_zip_it_up13 11

atleast most ppl cant say they got kicked by a random horse

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. To get to the other side... Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

You must've scared it. Let it know you're behind him.

I ride horses. If u walked up behind it, it will kick. You should know your facts since you have a horse in your yard

'I don't own a horse.' Read the FML. There are no facts OP should know.

drayloon 50

At least you're female... and if you lied and you weren't, you are now.