Cultish

By Anonymous - 09/08/2014 08:56 - Malawi

Today, I went to a coworker's wedding. Instead of getting to celebrate their marriage, we spent most of the service being lectured by the priest on how women are a freak by-product of "God's masterpiece design" and are the cause of all the world's problems. FML
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JustForRetorts 13

I wonder it he's the kind that prefers little boys...?

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chosha_fml 26

Woman are just fine. It's those freaky priests we have to be careful of.

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Bossgirlhana 15

Just remember: Man came before woman, but only because there is always a rough draft before the final design.

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Fatfairygoth 11

We're a better by-product than Marmite ;)

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False_Stupidity 41

I don't know if i'd go that far... Marmite is pretty awesome.

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gemstone586 12

this teaching comes from a man named William Branham, who was an evangelist back in the 50s. there's a cult that believes he was a prophet. I escaped this cult. You think your life's bad..... fml

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worldclassrager 39

I think that priest should try a different job

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lifa 16

My bet is he was drunk. No excuses for him but 10-1 drunk

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xSapphireCloudx 4

I'd say FYL, but I think the bride and groom got the worst end of that. That would've ruined their wedding. Unless of course they told him or allowed him prior to say that in which case...WTF?

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gemstone586 12

see my comment #53... this very well could've been planned. That's the worst part. :/

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