Curious

By friendless - 03/12/2009 06:12 - Canada

Today, I got invited out by friends for coffee after I broke up with my boyfriend. When I told my mom where I was going, she looked at me and said, "But you don't have friends. All your friends are pixels. Where are you really going?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 658
You deserved it 3 821

Same thing different taste

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Sounds like an older-generation joke. As in, you crazy kids, with your Facebook and your messaging; all your friends are just little pixelated icons you chat with on computers, not real live people you have coffee with, ha ha ha. A terrible joke, true, but probably not a personal attack on you. Or maybe she thought you didn't hang out with your friends much while obsessing about your boyfriend; that's pretty common.

GR3453m0nk3y 4

haha well since "your friends are pixels" then maybe you shouldve shown her the messages proving you have friends unless you were lying in which case, YOU ******* LIAR!!! GO TO HELL :)

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mohlee 0

So many bitchy mothers in FMLs...

lotusflower007 0

thats a mean thing to say. don't worry about your mom. The sooner you learn to get over and not worry about what your mom says the better. You broke up with your boyfriend, but your more concerned about what your mom said... Just move on, and just know your mom's a bitch

I would've been like "Hahaha, mom that's so clever, I'll see you later" and then start walking away. As soon as I walk, I would quickly turn around and deliver a swift kick to her face. As she falls to the ground, clutching her face, I would grab her by the hair and drag her to the computer. I would pick her up and smash her face into the computer screen repeatedly. As she screams with plastic shards buried in her face, I would say "Glad you could meet my friends, Mom" and then I would slam the mouse in her ******. I would then walk out the door with song "Big Pimpin" playing in the background.

well if thats what u would do i will say this; you are clearly a violent, sick, fuckhead and i hope to never ever come accross someone like you.. when ur seeking 'lols' from commenters on fml like im sure u were (ATTENTION SEEKER!!) its best to not go over the top coz then ppl just think ur a ********..

I thought it was funny, maybe you guys should look on ebay for a sense of humor

mrbob360 0

#17 no you wouldn't. You would probably just ignore your mom for a bit while thinking about how you want to do this, but you won't do it because you're all talk

... Lighten up, idiots. I thought it was funny. With the exception of the ****** thing, of course. That part was a bit weird.

Oh mean -- your own mom saying that. Not the comforting, loving woman you'd call, "Mom," but the evil step-mother type. Wonder what sort of things she said to your beau?

You should have said "I'm going for some pixel with my pixels you fat pixel - now suck my pixel!!"

bored_to_death2 0

omg thats mean D: i have some pixel friends but real friends to eeevil mom

How are they "pixel friends"? They're still real people, just not locals. Calling them "pixel friends" implies that they're not real people, or real friends.

Tell her you're going out for pixel coffee. :D

Heh heh. Once you've had your mother rant about how much she despises your hobbies, and how they harm your grades...