Curious
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I would've been like "Hahaha, mom that's so clever, I'll see you later" and then start walking away. As soon as I walk, I would quickly turn around and deliver a swift kick to her face. As she falls to the ground, clutching her face, I would grab her by the hair and drag her to the computer. I would pick her up and smash her face into the computer screen repeatedly. As she screams with plastic shards buried in her face, I would say "Glad you could meet my friends, Mom" and then I would slam the mouse in her ******. I would then walk out the door with song "Big Pimpin" playing in the background.
Maybe a bit over the top, 17#.
well if thats what u would do i will say this; you are clearly a violent, sick, fuckhead and i hope to never ever come accross someone like you.. when ur seeking 'lols' from commenters on fml like im sure u were (ATTENTION SEEKER!!) its best to not go over the top coz then ppl just think ur a ********..
I thought it was funny, maybe you guys should look on ebay for a sense of humor
... Lighten up, idiots. I thought it was funny. With the exception of the ****** thing, of course. That part was a bit weird.
Oh mean -- your own mom saying that. Not the comforting, loving woman you'd call, "Mom," but the evil step-mother type. Wonder what sort of things she said to your beau?
You should have said "I'm going for some pixel with my pixels you fat pixel - now suck my pixel!!"
How are they "pixel friends"? They're still real people, just not locals. Calling them "pixel friends" implies that they're not real people, or real friends.
Tell her you're going out for pixel coffee. :D
Silly mom, polygons are the new sexy.
Heh heh. Once you've had your mother rant about how much she despises your hobbies, and how they harm your grades...
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Sounds like an older-generation joke. As in, you crazy kids, with your Facebook and your messaging; all your friends are just little pixelated icons you chat with on computers, not real live people you have coffee with, ha ha ha. A terrible joke, true, but probably not a personal attack on you. Or maybe she thought you didn't hang out with your friends much while obsessing about your boyfriend; that's pretty common.
haha well since "your friends are pixels" then maybe you shouldve shown her the messages proving you have friends unless you were lying in which case, YOU ******* LIAR!!! GO TO HELL :)