Cursed

By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:12 - Australia

Spicy
Today, I was at the beach with my parents. They were walking hand in hand, when they spotted a crab. My Dad turned to my Mum and said, "Oh, must've crawled out of my pubes!" they both laughed and kissed. I don't think they realized I was within hearing distance. FML
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illmatic2 16

I hate it when parents say gross stuff like that.

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airball33 0

Hahahaha that awesome at least they have a sense of humor

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ianzzz 0

not fml worthy. your dad has a sence of humor and so does your mom. get over it.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Stop stalking your parents! Find a beach friend and let them have their alone time. YDI

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FriesWithASideOf 0

Hopefully your comment was sarcastic. If you really said that then I feel that you appear as a negative thinker 24/7.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Oh, I'm 100% serious. OP's parents should get an order of protection against OP.

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The_Earth 0

awe.. I did the same thing with the moon when we first met. except of course, it was when we saw some astronauts.. and when more like this: moon: "look! it's an astronaut!" me: "oh! it must've escaped out of my grass!"

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

So deliciously absurd that I laughed until I cried. Well done, home planet!

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Icyyy 0

That's so cute <33 This comment made me fave this Fml.

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denvan 0

That was so well done Earth. It was a good laugh

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