Cursed

By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:12 - Australia

Spicy
Today, I was at the beach with my parents. They were walking hand in hand, when they spotted a crab. My Dad turned to my Mum and said, "Oh, must've crawled out of my pubes!" they both laughed and kissed. I don't think they realized I was within hearing distance. FML
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illmatic2 16

I hate it when parents say gross stuff like that.

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airball33 0

Hahahaha that awesome at least they have a sense of humor

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bigbadtim 7

OP is just a little shellfish with this one.

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pancake_mixx 9

Your dad is funny. Except if that's true. Then it's a little creepy.

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W4X 0

The Roflcopter has just lifted off.....

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Greg73_fml 0

Hey, at least your parents make jokes and love each other. Before they finally split, my parents argued all the time. This isn't an FML, it's a "ear bleach please!" moment.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for going to the beach with your parents, for going to the beach at all ever, for having ears with which to eavesdrop on their private and romantic date, for having a dad with pubes, for having a dad with crabs, for having parents who are still in love, and for even having parents at all you FREAK.

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Worrdog 0

If your parents having a good sense of humor is FML worthy to you, you're in for a long disappointing life.

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