Dad joke

By bookworm94 - 27/07/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, my immature dad said that I'm a girl, not a woman, so my witty response was, ''I have a period, so I'm pretty sure that makes me a woman.'' My dad stole my phone and sent a text to everyone in my address book, quoting me. Including the guy I like. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 833
You deserved it 16 744

Same thing different taste

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SirAwesome 0

Why the "including the guy I like" part? I mean, how is it bad that he knows you're a woman?

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This sounds a lot like a conversation my friend and her dad would have. But don't worry, FML thinks you're a woman. Check it out.

YDI for talking to your dad about this kinda stuff...

oh no! now the boy you like knows you have periods!!!!!

winemysavior 4

haha what a jackass and little bitch (the dad)!! i don't care what people say, what he did was immature. he couldve done anything else but that itself was just crossing the idiotic line. well... i guess if he's going to be immature about it then why not do the same to him. laxative in his food? delete his contacts on his cell phone? yea it's immature but just as awesome. eye for an eye

You are evidently my favorite person . Just because you said, "Just because blood comes out of your ****** doesn't mean you're mentally developed enough to be a 'woman'," That just made my day , and it it very true .

"i guess if he's going to be immature about it then why not do the same to him." Long live the on-going cycle of immaturity.

Age is nothing but a number . Rules are created saying many things are illegal before you're 18 or 21 , feeling womanly about yourself is something you can't change . If you feel good about yourself and feel you are a women , than you are . You may not appear to be for others, but to yourself you are .. and that's all that matters . Yes , your Dad's response to your response may not have been the greatest way to go, but none the less , what you said isn't exactly mature . Feeling womanly is different than blood coming out of your ****** . Know the difference, than post a Fml . In the mean time YDI for saying he's the immature one , when frankly you seem to be aswell.

If you are an unmarried female, then you are a girl. It is really that simple. Calling an unmarried female a woman emphasizes that she has had sex. Even if chastity or virtue are unimportant to you, this is still not a flattering term.

@Weijun Oh dude, you're right! We all totally forgot that marriage is what truly defines us of the weaker sex! Damn, I can't believe I forgot that! But leave it to us silly girls, amirite? We're all so lucky we have strong, mature men like you to set us straight. :) (btw, we have the same birthday! i thought that was kind of interesting)

No... Her father meant maturity wise. Being 18 doesn't automatically mean you're mature, and being 14 doesn't automatically mean you're immature. OP just happened to be immature enough to think that her response was witty and that she was smarter than her dad. I'm just happy her dad *hopefully* taught her a lesson.