Dad joke

By bookworm94 - 27/07/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, my immature dad said that I'm a girl, not a woman, so my witty response was, ''I have a period, so I'm pretty sure that makes me a woman.'' My dad stole my phone and sent a text to everyone in my address book, quoting me. Including the guy I like. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 833
You deserved it 16 744

Same thing different taste

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SirAwesome 0

Why the "including the guy I like" part? I mean, how is it bad that he knows you're a woman?

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I don't think you understand. when she sees all the people who got her text, they're now going to have a mental image in their heads of her bleeding. That's not what she wanted. Maybe this isn't a literal "you destroyed my life" situation, but it's definitely a FML.

Rainbowarrior_fml 0

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard anyone do. By your logic a girl who gets her period at the age of 11 is a woman. Also, helpful tip, don't tell guys when you have your period.

"its not a super soaker" that made me laugh so hard

Simply because you have a biological function doesn't make you a "woman" you've got to act like an adult before you are one. With that said, I think I could teach your Dad a few things about being a respectful adult, what a child.

cricket14 0

see, thats when you get his credit card number, and order tonssssss of shit

You deserve it for not realizing that you're a woman when you hit 18 regardless of what your body or maturity states. If you're not exactly 18 or older, you're still a girl. Is your birthday on July 28? Then if it's July 27, 11:59 pm, you're still a girl.

period or not, you're a girl until you're 18, a young lady until you're 30, and a woman after that.

Oh my god, everyone here is an idiot. The father stole her phone, and sent to everyone something personal without her permission. Anyone saying she deserves it is a ******* idiot.