Poopoo peepee and Kids: Daddy's in the shit again

Daddy's in the shit again

By habbsrule - 15/06/2012 14:21 - Canada

Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2022 16:00

Today, my kid was on an app that makes fart noises. After too many minutes of this, I wrestled the phone away. He then went on to make real farts. Stinky ones. Then, had the inevitable shart, along with hysterical laughter. FML

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Loud fart

By naomi3271 - 18/11/2019 20:00

Today, I accidentally scared my one year-old son with my huge, smelly fart that was really loud. He now won't come near me without crying. FML

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Toot etiquette

By Mama - 22/10/2024 20:00 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, I recently taught my 6 year-old son that, to be polite, you have to pretend you haven't noticed if someone farts. Now it embarrassingly just happened to me, and he shouted with a big smile, "See? I'm pretending I didn't hear it!" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2015 05:18 - Canada

Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML

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By deerling - 18/03/2019 06:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I accidentally farted really loud. My 4 year-old brother heard me and started crying and stopped talking to me for a whole hour. Now he tells everyone about "that time his sister farted." FML

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By Grimmy - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Brunswick

Today, after asking my hubby for what seems the millionth time to stop shoving his finger into my bum crack, I thought it would be funny to give him a taste of his own medicine by doing it to him. Right as my finger was in his crack, he let loose a huge fart. FML

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By notsoproudfather - 01/02/2016 15:54 - India - Pune

Today, I walked in on my son's new habit. Sticking his finger up his ass, farting on it, and smelling it. Apparently, the scent is the purest then. FML

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By Laurel - 25/05/2013 04:37 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML

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Toot toot!

By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, trying to make my 6 year-old daughter to laugh, I drew a picture of a butt, a puff of air coming out and the word "Toot". My daughter thought it extremely funny. Later, when she was talking with my extremely judgmental mother-in-law, I heard her say, "Daddy taught me how to draw butts." FML

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Good boy

By anonymous - 16/03/2011 02:05

Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal. My son had pooped in the schoolyard, then gave the teacher a Ziploc bag, and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML

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Meettitan 14

Friday 15 June 2012 19:30

I'm not sure what's more impressive, farting on command, or sharting on command.

YessyxD 8

Friday 15 June 2012 19:28

Lol that's FUNNY! nice going dad

Comments

blueandpurpleroc 4

Friday 15 June 2012 19:35

Model dad right there. ;D You have to admit, he's clever.

Ajwc101 24

Friday 15 June 2012 19:38

Talk to your wife about it I'm sure she'll understand.

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Saturday 16 June 2012 8:51

What's there to talk about? Kids imitate things other people do, and in this case, his dad's joke. He just failed at it really bad.. XD

thatshot808 6

Friday 15 June 2012 19:39

Kids, they are so impressionable

TheDrifter 23

Friday 15 June 2012 19:43

Handy for road trips, teach him to go on command and you won't have to stop every hour.

amrani_fml 4

Friday 15 June 2012 19:48

ahhhh kids :)

bkj92 5

Friday 15 June 2012 19:50

Did anyone else catch that you're talking about YOUR son but then says he did it to his mother and blamed it on you? How can that be possible???

Jumpingmal2 7

Friday 15 June 2012 19:56

I believe its cause the FATHER of the child wrote this FML.

saidoh_fml 26

Friday 15 June 2012 19:57

Op is the father.

Calyx_fml 21

Friday 15 June 2012 20:10

Have another bong rip. You'll get it.

HairyPunisher 27

Friday 15 June 2012 21:49

26, I've read my share of downright idiotic comments but I must say, you exceeded my expectations with yours.

AbbyAbyss 5

Saturday 16 June 2012 1:05

60- Jacksfilms reference?

arsenicalhumor 30

Friday 26 April 2013 12:26

#26 just wondering, did you read the beginning and the end of the FML, leave out the middle, and then instead read it again, just go straight to commenting?