Money and Love: Dammit

Dammit

By Lvdkinda - 18/06/2009 18:34 - United States

Today, after a month of planning, I started to tease my boyfriend of 3 years about the wonderful anniversary plans I had made for us. It was a secret, so I let him try and guess. He said, "As long as it's not a spa day. That would suck, I'd never go." It's a spa day. That I've already paid for. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 17:10 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML

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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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Happy Birthday…

By Anonymous - 14/10/2021 11:00

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend’s birthday is a month before mine. I'd spent my birthday savings on his, but he told me that we couldn’t do anything for mine because, “I didn’t plan or organize better.” FML

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By Amberizzle - 26/09/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML

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By fmlgirl - 25/04/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML

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By shouldveknown - 27/01/2011 20:15 - Canada

Today, I found out that the money my boyfriend has "secretly" been putting away for the last two months is not for an engagement ring like I'd thought, but for a trip to Vegas I'm not invited to. FML

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Oh no you don't!

By Anonymous - 26/07/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I woke up to my partner showering me with love and gifts. Confused, I asked, "What's the occasion?" It was our anniversary. Not only had I forgotten, but I'd also scheduled a gaming marathon with friends for the entire day. FML

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Happy… where d'he go?

By Lonely - 05/09/2021 04:59 - United States

Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML

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By thnxbabe - 22/09/2014 02:11

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML

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By letdown13 - 03/04/2013 16:50 - United States - Binghamton

Today, my husband told me to look for a honeymoon resort, since we had to cancel it last year. I looked everything up and got all excited. Just when I asked him for payment information, he said "April Fools!" April Fools was two days ago. FML

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Friday 19 June 2009 1:44

FYL for already paying for it, but YDI for not knowing what he likes.

SweetieLish 0

Friday 19 June 2009 1:44

Take your best friend and get him something else and just don't tell him about your original idea. It's not that big of a deal. P.S. You'd think after 3 years you'd know if he liked spa days or not.

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Interficio 0

Friday 19 June 2009 16:06

YDI for coming up with such a stereotypical present. Come up with something original and maybe then you wont be as f'ed

FreedomFirst 0

Friday 19 June 2009 16:32

I'm saying YDI because I think only a gay guy would want a spa day. When you give someone else a present, it should be something THEY would enjoy, not just something you want to do with them.

nonotme 0

Friday 19 June 2009 16:41

YDI because you've been together three years and you still managed to buy him a gift that he hates. Do you even know this person? I hope he doesn't find out that it was a spa day and dump you for not paying attention to him. On second thought, i hope he does.

watermind 0

Friday 19 June 2009 17:02

I love spa... yes I'm straight. Why on earth are straight guys not supposed to like spa... I had never heard that before in my life.

beaniebabe 0

Friday 19 June 2009 17:04

Why would you ever think your husband would want a spa day???

Jord111222333 0

Friday 19 June 2009 17:40

same shit happened to me when I bought my bf a hockey jersey

Ryno 0

Friday 19 June 2009 18:15

I'm sure it's been said, but I'm too lazy to read all the comments. YDI How could you not know that he would hate it after 3 years?

Tamora 0

Friday 19 June 2009 18:41

if he didn't know how is it inconsiderate? and if he did, then at least hes telling her he doesn't like it for the future. If he knows then at least hes giving her the chance to change it and go with a girlfriend.

funkandspacejunk 2

Friday 19 June 2009 19:11

This sounds more like a gift for you than a gift for him. True, most guys have an aversion to spas, but even beyond that, you should know him better than that after three years. YDI for being selfish, oblivious, and overly sensitive.