Food and Miscellaneous: Damned freshmen

Damned freshmen

By CRC - 23/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, a freshman set off the fire alarm in my dorm at 2 a.m. He tried to microwave Easy Mac without adding water. I had to stand outside for 45 minutes while the firemen moved the noodles to the sink and ran cold water over them. FML

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You deserved it 2 426

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By wellhellothere - 17/04/2011 07:25 - United States

Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML

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You deserved it 3 319

By im_a_mocker - 28/01/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I decided to make a toaster scramble. I thought it was bad enough when the pastry fell through the grate in the toaster over. Then it burst into flames. After 5 minutes of fanning the smoke away from the smoke detector, it still went off. Now my entire dorm building is outside in a snowstorm. FML

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You deserved it 5 917

By DookDaSpook - 11/01/2016 23:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while I was in a very important meeting on Skype, my apartment complex was evacuated due to the fire alarm going off. The reason was that my neighbor put a fork in his microwave due to him being extremely drunk. FML

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You deserved it 1 315

By Justaddwater - 09/01/2010 17:45 - France

Today, I spent an hour and a half trying to rid my house of smoke and burnt plastic smell because my little sister didn't know she was supposed to add water in the package of microwaveable mac and cheese. FML

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You deserved it 3 249

By chinesef000d - 29/08/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I was sleeping in my apartment when I woke up to the smell of smoke. Alarmed, I ran out to the kitchen to find my roommates trying to put out a fire on the stove. As soon as they saw me, they ran for it, informing me that it was my problem now. They used my good frying pan. FML

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You deserved it 3 200

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 05:38 - United States

Today, I accidentally bumped into the fire alarm which set off a high pitched buzzing noise that could be heard throughout the entire dorm. It went on for at least two hours and none of the technicians could figure out how to turn it off. All the girls on my floor are mad at me. FML

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You deserved it 7 061

Make it stop

By Elephant1718 - 12/06/2013 01:16 - United States - The Dalles

Today, I was looking forward to my only day to sleep-in this month while I'm balancing school and work. I was rudely awakened at 6 am by my sister and her friend trying to make pancakes, burning them, and setting off the fire alarm in my house for half an hour. FML

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You deserved it 3 070

Gordon Ramsey called, you're an idiot sandwich

By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 23:00

Today, I tried to make breakfast. I had everything cooking on the stove when I reached to turn on the faucet, only to find out that the head of the faucet was up the sleeve of my robe. After drying off, I went to serve my boyfriend his plate, but when I returned, the stove had caught fire. FML

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You deserved it 558

What ARE you doing?

By mountains - 19/11/2012 00:47 - United States - Pembroke

Today, I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML

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You deserved it 1 825

By almost_a_pro - 23/04/2015 13:43 - Brazil - Rio De Janeiro

Today, I was home alone and tried to make some popcorn so I could watch a movie. Thirty minutes later, my parents came home and found me talking to the firemen. FML

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You deserved it 9 088

RetardedChipmunk 7

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:13

Damn FRESHMAN!!!!

schpanki 11

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:13

Damn freshman, cant even microwave noodles...

Comments

Julieannx3 9

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:18

So.. Who ate them?

IndigoFuckYou 9

Thursday 24 November 2011 3:02

I did.

me_gusta_eso 1

Thursday 24 November 2011 18:00

At least you TRIED to ask a humorous question... But you failed. :/

chels1994 11

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:19

I did the same exact thing only I was little and my brother never told me to add water

Nathan0031 11

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:25

My brother did that and he didn't realize that it had no water in the bowl until after. He ended up burning a hole in the bowl.

HetaliaFreak 10

Wednesday 23 November 2011 20:20

I'll probably get thumbed down for this, but I just have to say, I love your picture!

Jovecove 13

Wednesday 23 November 2011 21:07

38 - If you're trying to get lucky, don't forget not to wear cheap black underwears.

The_Troller 14

Wednesday 23 November 2011 21:49

I think he was talking about the Invader Zim demotivational poster that 20 is using for a profile picture.

chels1994 11

Wednesday 23 November 2011 21:55

Yeah, I misread that as well, but then I realized that Invader Zim was on someones profile... I have to agree though, I loved that show (:

chels1994 11

Thursday 24 November 2011 3:34

Yeah...guess the bright ass yellow shirt gave it away?lol :p

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:22

Why the hell didn't he just remove them from the microwave when they started smoking? What an amateur mistake. So you may be wondering, "Is it a good idea to microwave Easy Mac without water?" Bad idea.

2dog 15

Wednesday 23 November 2011 20:57

Noone can think that fast,

raney150 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 10:58

He was probably high.

flockz 19

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:24

he's not used to his mommy doing everything for him. kill him.

screamo_neve 12

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:25

Fresh-meat isn't so fresh...

Entegy 4

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:29

Some people...

JinxosGirl87 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:30

I did this with rice. Ended up destroying the inside of the microwave and we all had to sit outside while airing out the place of toxic burnt plastic fumes. :|

killak41 9

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:35

Cooking, he's doing it wrong.

Steve95401 49

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:42

How did this guy even get into college if he can't read simple instructions on a Mac & Cheese box?

perdix 29

Thursday 24 November 2011 1:12

He had $$$$$$ Ability to pay is worth 100 points on the application score. It takes 25 to get in.

Steve95401 49

Thursday 24 November 2011 1:57

My daughter is applying to colleges right now. I wish it was that easy to get in.

perdix 29

Thursday 24 November 2011 5:57

Lower your standards far enough and she'll get in.

Steve95401 49

Thursday 24 November 2011 6:33

My daughter is an honor student and has taken numerous Honors & AP classes. The problem is with state university system here in California. Due to budget cuts, they are accepting many less students. In addition, they are trying to get more foreign and out-of-state students to come here because they pay a lot more tuition.