Darth Bore

By Jace - 19/08/2011 22:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I took my Catholic girlfriend home to meet my family for the first time. My brother thought it would be civil to spend over an hour insulting her religion and explaining in detail the many ways in which "the Force" is superior. FML
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Nyolia 11

Even if he doesn't believe in it, he has no right to insult her beliefs unless she was shoving them down his throat.

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perdix 29

Why exactly did you let your brother speak for more than 10 seconds on the subject of her religion? You're so dickless that you don't deserve a girlfriend.

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Amrel 10

I think i wanted to say that but the "force" thing got to me

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scruffy_janitor5 1

Your brother is awesome

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perdix 29

Your girlfriend ought to convert to Scientology. Then, Tom Cruise and John Travolta will personally kick you brother's ass, since you don't have the balls to defend her yourself.

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icadragoon 11

They may be too busy in the closet to beat him up. ;)

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perdix 29

Oh, they'd beat him up. Their sexuality would just determine what "tools" they'd use to beat him.

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Buttsexpirate 9

Darth vader--> Satan Yoda--> God Just saying

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Fortitudine 3

You're brother is the BEST

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imaninja1 9

32 uve got a point

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OrgasmicBunnies 9

Religion Is about as real as the force. The only difference is the force was demonstrated; religion only has books.

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Kaikohanakami 7

I'm not a religious person and as much as i cringe when my mum makes me read the bible, I still respect other religions. it doesn't hurt to have a normal conversation with somebody with a religion without actually talking about religion and offending them jeez. XD however if the girl was being annoying about her religion then...I love your brother

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