Religion, Star Wars and Love: Darth Bore

Darth Bore

By Jace - 19/08/2011 22:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I took my Catholic girlfriend home to meet my family for the first time. My brother thought it would be civil to spend over an hour insulting her religion and explaining in detail the many ways in which "the Force" is superior. FML

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Today, I brought my girlfriend over to her first dinner with my family. My gramps spent the entire dinner telling my girlfriend how the Illuminati are plotting to take over the world and use microchips to control everyone. So much for being taken seriously now. FML

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By he's a dawk, and a cunt - 05/07/2013 22:29 - Australia - Darling Point

Today, my boyfriend and I went to my parents' barbecue. He knew my family is extremely religious, so what did he do? Called for silence to make an announcement, namely: "God isn't real." Cue a riot that ended in us being kicked out and me all but disowned for "putting him up to it". FML

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By octoberrain - 10/10/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML

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Nyolia 11

Saturday 20 August 2011 5:34

Even if he doesn't believe in it, he has no right to insult her beliefs unless she was shoving them down his throat.

satanic_fml 13

Saturday 20 August 2011 5:36

let the religious shitstorm begin

Comments

TheIFizzyHammerz 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 9:26

Ur bros obviously an ignorant lil ***. But u kinda deserved it for lettin him say shit for an hour. If he's a lil bro get him da *** away if he's older he's a douche

Majstr 23

Saturday 20 August 2011 9:35

May the force be with him and you to teach him the meaners.

The__Redneck 7

Saturday 20 August 2011 10:03

Anybody who would actually praise this guy's brother should be removed from the internet and blocked from it until they reach adulthood.

zebradude 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 10:12

Jedi is a religion so their kinda the same. Jedis make more since than Catholics though.

SadFace9351 2

Saturday 20 August 2011 10:41

Lmao his arguement shouldn't have been how the force is better but he has a point it is better. Religion is stupid

Wynthos 2

Saturday 20 August 2011 10:50

Religion is so silly :D

fucmylifealot 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 10:56

you should let him know that you are superior for not being a virgin

Tymax 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 11:12

65 Catholics are Christians, dumbass

eraintime 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 11:19

It's sad what a trash world we live in now, with all these trash people who don't believe in God and make fun of God, have some respect, and that use words like shit about religion. Your all in my prayers. Mark down my comment as much as you want, but I'm right.