Weird, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Dating apps suck

Dating apps suck

By probablydeadbymidnight - 01/07/2012 22:57 - United States

Today, I exchanged pictures with a guy I met online, whose devotion to his family really impressed me. In his picture, he was wearing clown makeup, holding a huge knife to his throat with one hand, and an ICP album in the other. All this with a psychopathic grin on his face. FML

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You deserved it 7 813

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By 1234 - 22/06/2015 11:26 - United States - Lutz

Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted murderer. The picture looked just like my boyfriend. FML

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Catfished

By phonesage - 13/12/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

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You deserved it 10 457

By Doubleyew1 - 02/08/2010 23:43 - United States

Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decided to meet up with me after almost 10 months of phone calls, IM, and emails. He was noticeably disappointed and said I looked different. On Halloween I had full face zombie makeup. FML

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You deserved it 4 892

By brebre101 - 31/07/2011 09:05 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML

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You deserved it 4 921

To each his own

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Absecon

Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML

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You deserved it 4 905

Don't cheat

By Anonymous - 04/08/2024 12:00 - Canada

Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML

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You deserved it 874

Get out of there, fast

By LeaveMeAlone - 23/02/2021 22:56

Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML

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You deserved it 131

By thanatophobia - 15/03/2010 00:20 - France

Today, my deranged coworker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was at his funeral. FML

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By Anon - 21/04/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML

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You deserved it 7 054

Making a Murderer

By CatCreator - 11/10/2019 14:00

Today, my 8-year-old son eagerly showed me a PowerPoint he made. It consisted of REALLY graphic and gory descriptions of a guy getting murdered, complete with pictures from the internet. He was laughing the whole time he was showing me this, and even set one of the images as his desktop background. FML

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You deserved it 342

DocBastard 38

Monday 2 July 2012 2:05

Unfortunately, his "family" is all the other idiot juggalos. Just be glad you've never met him in person, block his email address, and move the hell on.

the_smart_way 10

Monday 2 July 2012 2:06

Why don't I read fmls properly... Sorry people, I will accept my failure and leave now :(

Comments

draegbomb 5

Monday 2 July 2012 6:17

ICP is just a stage act and juggalos take them to seriously. ICP's lyrics are actually pretty funny if you listen to their music.

paprika420 2

Monday 2 July 2012 6:17

I'm not saying all juggalos are bad, I'm sure some are the coolest people ever. Bu of you meet one like my ex, then run. Don't get involved with the ones that make their family a gang. They are dangerous.

Aubrecy 6

Monday 2 July 2012 6:21

Whoop whoop!

heyred 11

Monday 2 July 2012 6:27

Let's take ICP out of the comment here for a moment. Anyone sending first time picture holding a knife to his throat? Seriously? Run. And I met my psychotic ex-husband on AOL. Never again!

brrrrightorange 4

Monday 2 July 2012 6:28

Whoop whoop!!!!! Mmfwcl!!!!! :)

LuckyLynx7732 5

Monday 2 July 2012 6:38

**** all you juggalo haters. Your just mad cause you don't have any real homies in your life, just a bunch of fake ass bitches.

HighNihilarian 5

Monday 2 July 2012 6:40

Watch out everyone...Sober Gamzee is coming next.

leeshasuckit 1

Monday 2 July 2012 6:40

whoop whoop

mbkworm 4

Monday 2 July 2012 6:41

Not all juggalos are the same, there are just alot of shit heads. I've been dating one for the last 16 months and his friends are some of the most accepting people I've met. And before anyone brings up faygo... the peach is amazing with vodka so shushes!