Dead bed

By ohyey - 29/01/2011 01:50 - Norway

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Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML
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summerkingsley 0

lick that pussy. honestly.

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TheAftermath 0

Then start making your marriage interesting dude!

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therealsuperman 0

Stay the **** away from my wife asshole

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therealsuperman 0

Stay the **** away from my wife asshole

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canadacat 0

oh boo hoo. shall I call a waaahmbulance?

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fiveonefiveoh 0

sounds more like a thank u lord... seriously.. u really would have been happier with a cheating wife??? WTF is the matter with u??

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DjeePee 24

Although bad written, I agree with this one. "Today, my wife didn't and had never cheated on me. FML', seriously? Stop whining, start communicating.

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you_freak 7

She's not cheating ... yet

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ThatGuyYouDontKn 0

hahaha that's funny Peter

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unchained_fml 0

Give her a body massage and use parts of ur body to massage her too. U can be suprised to what tghat leads to. My wife turned out to be a rough diamond naaaam sayin?

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summerkingsley 0

sounds good to me..

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bookgirl_7 12

The saying is "A diamond in the rough". Just thought you would like to know.

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macskapingvin 0

This is good, it means that there is just a problem that you can work to solve, rather than the betrayal of adultery hanging over your marriage eternally.

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cganon 0

YDI for letting your marriage reach that point.

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