Dead bed

By ohyey - 29/01/2011 01:50 - Norway

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Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML
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summerkingsley 0

lick that pussy. honestly.

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TheAftermath 0

Then start making your marriage interesting dude!

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Residence_fml 4

Well, spice up your love life. But you're a grown man and shouldn't be needing sex ed. And if you're wife isn't willing to communicate while you try your best, you might want to reconsider really talking to her about your needs. In my eyes you can't have a good marriage if both parties aren't sexually satisfied and I think many will agree. For your sake OP I hope it all works out.

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sallen0046 4

So what, are you saying you'd be better off if she was actually cheating? It's your fault for letting the sex go out of your marriage without ever bothering to ask what the problem is.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

#23, congratulations and I'm happy for you but I can't help feeling that people still in the honeymoon phase of marriage (the first 2 years) shouldn't use their marriage as an example. OP might've had a great honeymoon phase, too, but it still led to this.

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tammy0312 6

Maybe so... but still this isn't new information. Getting married is for the long haul and it isn't going to be easy. Before my husband my longest faithful relationship was 4 months, but I've been with my husband for two years(1 dating, 1 married) now and I have never cheated. To me that's a huge sign and the sex only gets better. OP probably wasn't doing it right in the first place, and she thought he could only get better.

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perdix 29

Marriage has a way of ******* things up. You start off in love with this woman you have sex with all the time and you end up with a platonic roommate that you don't even like very much. F lots of us married guys Lives!

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LoveMySoldier82 0

Hey some guys are lucky enough to marry girls with daddy issues, like my husband :). No baby I will do whatever you like just don't leave.

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stingray626 0

well make the extra effort it may just flatter her complaining gets u no where i go by this "stfu or do simething about it"

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kynthia 0

"Today I found out my wife isn't cheating on me" your life sounds awful

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NickK49 0

GRAMMAR NAZI! HIDE YOUR ILLITERATE KIDS HIDE YOU ILLITERATE WIFE

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