Love: Dead giveaway

Dead giveaway

By Minabee - 04/02/2010 18:28 - United States

Today, I'm meeting my boyfriend's very conservative parents for the first time, so I decided to dress appropriately and curl my hair to match. In doing so, I accidentally touched my neck with the iron, and I now have a burn there that look a lot like a hickey. FML

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By StayPositive - 03/11/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML

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Old dog, new tricks

By Anonymous - 06/09/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, my mom noticed the hickey that I have on my neck. Embarrassed, I tried convincing her that I burnt myself using a hair straightener. She then told me that that's the same excuse she told my grandma when she got a hickey. FML

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By IloveJapan - 02/04/2012 14:02 - Japan

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

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Bushy

By Mustache - 03/11/2020 14:02 - Austria

Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML

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It's not a phase, mom!

By Anonymous - 24/12/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I woke up to see that I had two black eyes from a cheerleading stunt gone wrong yesterday. I decided to curl my hair to distract from them. While curling my hair I accidentally burned my cheek. I now have two black eyes and a huge burn on my cheek. My extended family is coming tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 15:34 - United States - Bellaire

Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 18:03 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML

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By heheheh - 22/08/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

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Third degree

By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 06:01

Today, my wife left her curling iron on the bed, which was dangerous enough, but I also accidentally sat on it after my shower. Now I have a burn on the bottom of my balls, which has turned into a painful blister. FML

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By hickey - 05/02/2010 10:35 - United States

Today, I made out with my friend for the first time. He gave me a hickey that can't be hidden. I'm the president of my church youth group and I have to help give a seminar on keeping your body like a holy temple... Tomorrow. FML

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aardvarkish 16

Thursday 4 February 2010 23:45

turtle-necks are conservative and sexy too

IDOLGIRL 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 23:46

make a curl cleverly cover the burn and keep it in place tonite--fyl!

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willou35_fml 13

Friday 5 February 2010 0:21

lol

willou35_fml 13

Friday 5 February 2010 0:24

lolll

willou35_fml 13

Friday 5 February 2010 0:25

lolll

montague99 0

Friday 5 February 2010 0:29

sorry to hear that friend

fukcre 0

Friday 5 February 2010 0:32

Wear a turtleneck and don't take it off. Too bad about the burn, though; not much can be done about that.

caomei 0

Friday 5 February 2010 0:32

that's not too bad...

Disco_fml 0

Friday 5 February 2010 0:35

who hickeys anymore

kavanaghnesd 0

Friday 5 February 2010 0:35

Just say it was a ******* burn mark. no biggie

tekinzdudez 0

Friday 5 February 2010 0:37

haha you got owned

judetheobvious 0

Friday 5 February 2010 0:39

how the **** did you get an iron anywhere near your neck?? YDI.

CheshireHalli 19

Friday 5 February 2010 0:58

If they have long hair they were curling, it's easy. Quite a few of my friends burned themselves badly with hair straighteners/curlers.

Gumblebum100 0

Friday 5 February 2010 4:34

yea it's not rocket science

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Today, while at work in the service department of a car dealership, I sat in the driver seat of an old man's car to get the mileage. He'd just pissed in the seat. FML

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Today, I found out I have to give my father-in-law back the football tickets he gave me for my birthday. Why? His girlfriend decided she wanted to go. He didn't get me a different gift. FML

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Dead giveaway

Same thing different taste

Old dog, new tricks

Bushy

It's not a phase, mom!

Third degree

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