Dead giveaway

By Minabee - 04/02/2010 18:28 - United States

Today, I'm meeting my boyfriend's very conservative parents for the first time, so I decided to dress appropriately and curl my hair to match. In doing so, I accidentally touched my neck with the iron, and I now have a burn there that look a lot like a hickey. FML
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aardvarkish 16

turtle-necks are conservative and sexy too

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IDOLGIRL 0

make a curl cleverly cover the burn and keep it in place tonite--fyl!

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tori121 0

turtleneck is a good idea. and so is a scarf. but if all else fails just tell them the truth... I'm sure it's happened to almost ever woman on the planet. I'm sure they'll understand.

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xcarlx 0

hey guys? hickeys are bruises. no matter how closely it resembles a hickey, fact of the matter is it's still a burn. scorched skin =/= broken blood vessels. OP, you're in the clear.

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sks4613 1

just dress like a **** to match the hickey. you'll piss his mom off but his dad wil love you.

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perdix 29

Good thing they probably won't see the devastation their little boy has wrought on your pussy!

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sterl13 0

good one perdix!! I would give you a hickey!!!

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alexisthename 0

Perdix: Look at what your humor is doing to the gals on FML. I'm practically slipping from all the wetness of the constant ball-washing. Not that you don't deserve it. I'm sure your balls are very nice. :)

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perdix 29

Thanks, but they can never be too clean! Some say that when it comes to testicular cleanliness, I'm anal! ;)

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alliemay 0

a.) If they're that religious, they may not even think about it being a hickey. b.) Cover it up. c.) A hickey is a bruise and a burn and a bruise really do not look much alike...

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itastepurple 0

been there. done that. use some aloe Vera and wear a scarf :) good luck!!

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wow18 3

Cover it with your hair, big necklace, scarf or turtleneck if you own one. If that's not possible then just tell a story about what happened.

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superfantastic17 0

omfg the same thing happened to ne but mine scarred really bad

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Pmm368 5

fyl, just tell your boyfriend what happened. If your boyfriend truly loves you and trusts you, he'll understand :)

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