Dead giveaway

By Minabee - 04/02/2010 18:28 - United States

Today, I'm meeting my boyfriend's very conservative parents for the first time, so I decided to dress appropriately and curl my hair to match. In doing so, I accidentally touched my neck with the iron, and I now have a burn there that look a lot like a hickey. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 990
You deserved it 4 903

Same thing different taste

Top comments

turtle-necks are conservative and sexy too

IDOLGIRL 0

make a curl cleverly cover the burn and keep it in place tonite--fyl!

Comments

KurouTenshi 0

you curled your hair to match what, your carpet?

not an fml really, and easily fixed with make up

SwaggSetAshh 0

http://m.youtube.com/?client=mv-google#/watch?v=pRlmJ-sZWEg

wellinever 5

Ask his mother if she has any ointment for the burn you got on your neck. Tell her how you did it. You'll break the ice and both have a good laugh.

Just wince at some point and say, "Oh, I did the clumsiest thing while I was curling my hair, earlier..." then tell them the story. If nothing else, you'll get the sympathy vote.

Paimia 0

I did something similar to this actually. It hurt so bad, then I had my entire family freaking out because my family thought i was cheating on my boyfriend cuz he was away during this ha ha

Snomel 2

Wouldn't a hickey be more purple than red?

If his parents are truely conservative then it's possible they wouldn't know what a hickey is O_o. Or at least won't be their first thought (unless you give them time to speculate and are normally promiscuous) So if you're honest with them, they might actually believe you.