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Debate bros

By bitchasshonky - 11/08/2010 04:09 - France

Today, I had a fancy dinner date with a really hot guy. Near the end of our meal, he asked if I wanted to go back to his place. As soon as we walked in the door, he started a religious debate with his roommate. It's been 45 minutes and it's still going. FML

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By AlwaysAfraid - 16/10/2018 22:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in almost a year. To keep things casual, he had a couple of his friends join. Oh and by a couple of friends, I mean a party of people from his church. I'm not religious. The date wasn't even half over before I was being preached to. FML

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By aireeahna - 20/05/2016 06:04 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML

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Peter and Pan

By dudeWTF - 03/07/2021 10:59 - United States

Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML

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So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 21/11/2013 20:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML

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By Lori - 04/11/2015 18:46 - United States - Littleton

Today, I agreed to go on a date with this really nice guy. Halfway through the date, he started talking about his wife and kids. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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Mammy's boy

By Anonymous - 14/04/2023 22:00

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2010 21:26 - United States

Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML

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Get out of there, fast

By LeaveMeAlone - 23/02/2021 22:56

Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML

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By ultraattitude - 22/04/2012 07:01 - United States - Union City

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

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Wednesday 11 August 2010 12:26

Then leave.

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 11 August 2010 12:33

Tell his flatmate that god said to go forth and multiply.. so unless he wants to go against god's word to get the hell out of your way so you can boink said guys brains out.

Comments

I_have_no_clue 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 15:32

At least you got a free meal out of it.

weheuw 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 16:27

That's only bad if you're stupid, or he's defending religion

y_nd_e 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 16:43

Lol “hail satan”

Bartimaeus 7

Wednesday 11 August 2010 16:50

dating isn't all about sex. talk to him or something. jeez

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Wednesday 11 August 2010 17:29

YDI for wanting to fornicate. YDI for not joining the debate. ...or, if you don't know enough to join the debate, YDI for living a life of ignorance.

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Wednesday 11 August 2010 20:09

Shit, I forgot one. YDI for thinking Applebee's is a "fancy dinner date".

Schooled 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 17:39

I want to join the debate, lol the other guy was probably trying to convince him not to fornicate

applessuckdick 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 17:58

YDI for going back to his place on the first date.

meganm922_fml 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 17:59

why is this a fml? the hot guy is havin a religious debate which requires intelligence. you should have joined in and thanked your lucky stars the hot guy isnt some dumb douchebag.