Mental health, Embarrassing, Awkward and Anger: Debate pervert - FML

Debate pervert

By Canuckster - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was invited into a group chat on Skype. Everyone ignored everything I said, so I got pissed and started yelling at them. Then I realised my microphone wasn't plugged in right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 761

You deserved it 58 499

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

OkayImSorry 0

Monday 11 July 2011 0:32

You know what else happened to your sister 10 minutes ago?

goshpeople 4

Monday 11 July 2011 0:28

That happened to my sister ten minutes ago.

Comments

cheer4ever96 8

Monday 11 July 2011 4:31

That has happened to me SO many times. lol

worldcupcheer17 0

Monday 11 July 2011 4:37

125- your hair color doesn't determine whether you're stupid or not, that's a stereotype.

Tess_fml 7

Monday 11 July 2011 4:41

That sounds like something I would do :p

Elfsrock 4

Monday 11 July 2011 4:47

i have one question......what is your haircolor

LotsaLaughs 5

Monday 11 July 2011 5:07

uhh You really deserved that one... common sense!

Superflykid 5

Monday 11 July 2011 5:08

Smart one,!! :D

darkness4dummies 0

Monday 11 July 2011 5:16

ok just to clarify with alot of people blonde jokes arent that funny im not blonde but my mom is and i said a blonde joke once and it hurt her and shes actually a smart woman. But any girl can be ditzy though and so can any guy as this dude is a well dude.

lostintime94 5

Monday 11 July 2011 5:19

this is not an fml, this is a f**** I'm an idiot. soo fiai.... hahaha

qzzpm07 0

Monday 11 July 2011 5:31

how is this an fml?

alex38114 0

Monday 11 July 2011 5:33

haha I've done that before

4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12

Keywords

Love Cheating Work Money Relatable Jealousy My ex Accident Health Medication ADHD Weather Snow Miscellaneous Awkward Embarrassing Relationship advice Am I overreacting? Weird AITA Dating Sleep Annoying Parents Mental health Furniture Kids Gross Friends Public freakouts

The Top

Today, I found one of those realistic, expensive sex dolls in my boyfriend's cupboard. I asked why on earth he had that and apparently it’s for all those filthy, violent sexual things he likes to do, but knows most women would never even agree to try. Um, WHAT? FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 248

You deserved it 529

Today, I called off my engagement because I fell in love with my best friend of 10 years since we recently reconnected. I confessed my feelings to her and asked her out. She rejected me and said she only sees me as a friend. Now I’m completely single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 275

You deserved it 4 080

The Top

Today, after being stuck in a traffic jam for quite a long time, my GPS asked me if I wanted to switch to pedestrian mode. FML

I agree, your life sucks 523

You deserved it 51

Today, I found out why my husband hasn’t invited me to his company’s summer social. Maybe, just maybe, he didn’t want me to know of the fling between him and his attractive young coworker. Her age is the same number of years we’ve been married, 19 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 526

You deserved it 136

Today, my husband and I spent 10 of our last $20 on pizza. Upon arriving home, I stepped out of the car and slipped on some mud, losing my balance and dropping the open box right into the mud. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 107

You deserved it 6 176

Today, I had to call my mom and tell her about the insurance claim that is going to be coming through in the next couple of weeks. I spent the night in the hospital. I'm allergic to lube. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 338

You deserved it 7 805

Today, after a year and a half, I finally cut things off with my ex completely because I was starting to have feelings for someone else. Right after I cut my ex off, the other girl that I liked cut things off with me, and threw my ass in the friendzone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 576

You deserved it 1 906

Today, I was cooking and I burned my thumb. I had some first-aid burn spray, so I sprayed it on. I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and when I flicked my lighter, my thumb went up in flames. Turns out that first-aid burn spray is flammable. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 314

You deserved it 46 090