Deception

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 16:21 - United States

Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML
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will90 5

So many FMLs like this and they always make me think the same thing. Either: 1) This is not the whole story. 2) These people are ridiculously stupid/unreasonable. 3) This did not happen.

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Drae54 1

Damn thats harsh. You shoulda got a kiss and a thank you.

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Curvy_Cutie813 0

Screw him! U rock,he sucks!!

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cat83 0

I find the fml's about people being together for a long time and breaking up for stupid stuff. Either he was looking for a way to end it or there's some underlying reason. If not, you just wasted 4 years of your life on the douchebag.

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PaigeCPony 0

I'm confused by the first sentence of your comment; was there supposed to be more? Like, "I find them to be stupid/irrational/hard to believe?" Or am I having a brief lapse in literacy?

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shudder_glasses 0

i just read i did something really nice for my boyfriend but he broke up with me which obviously means hes a douche fml? your life just gor better if you ask me

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lway2009 0

I'm so sorry...you tried to surprise him, but it seems that he is a terminal douchebag.

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_rawrasaur_ 0

maybe he was trying to draw attention away from the fact that he peed his pants in shock :)

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Apocalyptus 0

Wow, this is so ridiculous it has to be a joke. I would laugh, but it's not even a good joke.

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fMYYYlife 0

YDI for dating a Douche Bag! I'm sure thats not the first douchey thing he's done. Be happy its over!

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godyourethick 0

Whiny little git of a bloke :/ Unlucky OP.

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ijrnelson 0

Your boyfriend is an idiot. i said FYL but in a sense YDI for being with such a loser.

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