DELETE! DELETE!

By Hunter101 - 12/05/2012 04:24 - United States - Humble

Spicy
Today, I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and posted it on Facebook. When I checked it later, it had 20 comments on the picture. I was feeling good until I read the comments and looked at the picture again. I'd left my vibrator on the the bathroom counter. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 550
You deserved it 64 755

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I guess you were feeling good vibes for another reason.

Comments

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

People say it's because the john has the best lighting. Bullshit, unless you dig a grainy, orange tungsten color scheme. Go the **** outside, or stand in front of a window. Natural lighting not only looks better in the photo, but it also won't make you look trashy and stupid. Think twice before you decide again to duckface in the same room you shit. YDI like no tomorrow.

Yeah 26, that was a little harsh...it's not like OP killed a kitten in her bathroom. Calm down...

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

49 - Last I checked, I was pretty calm, my dear. This is how I talk. Though it does bother me whenever someone says 'calm down' because a post is less than kind. One doesn't have to be ragefacing in order to be annoyed by stupidity.

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

57 - Is my comment really worthy of an analytical diagnosis on the subject of bathroom lighting?

wlddog 14

No offenseVas, but your OP did seems a little like you were yelling at someone. Perhaps a kindler and gentler approach to life may be needed. Have you thought about using some battery powered toys in the bathroom and then posting some pics of them on Facebook will help mellow your overall state of mind

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Wow, dude, for someone that straight up tells me how I should conduct my life, in a kinder, gentler manner no less, you sure are coming off as a ******* douchebag. That was completely uncalled for. It makes me wonder if you all made the same mistake as OP did, since you find what I said so incredibly offensive. I don't know or care much about your life, my friend, but I must say I'm perfectly happy with who I am. Take your own advice. Besides, everyone else shares my opinion in this damn FML. Guess I'm the unwilling troll-magnet for today.

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

63 - When I was a teenager, I thought the same thing. I became a photographer and learned otherwise. I'm not just pulling stuff out of my ass because (as everyone seems to laughingly think) I'm angry. It's clear that OP didn't use a D-SLR to take her photo. Sub-par cameras don't exactly produce stellar results in low-light or tungsten-lit rooms.

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

39 - No, it's just my honest sense of humour. Guess everyone's a little sensitive today. Although, I know for a fact that if someone like DocBastard had made my original comment, word for word, he'd have little to no retaliation. Nothing against the dude, but it's true.

Vasilla I think most people take bathroom pics so they can see in the mirror and because it's harder o get a picture of your whole self without a mirror or another person. Also, you started the analytical diagnosis of bathrooms (wrong use of words, quit trying to sound smart)

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

LOL! Quit trying to sound smart? I'm sorry if those are some really big words I used for ya there, buster. If I misused the concept, my bad, but holy ****, do you people have something up your asses today. I was going to go off on what exactly it is I do for a living, but I really don't feel like I need to defend myself against any of you. A wise man once said, don't feed the trolls. And for ****'s sake, I'm well aware of why people take photos in the mirror. Do you see everyone else's comments, perchance? Do you see number 10's? Is there any particular reason you all feel like trolling me today? Or are you just new and unfamiliar with the snarky sense of humor that is prevalent here? Whatever though, by all means, keep trolling, I frankly give up with this Internet drama. All I did was make a damn comment. I'm clearly not going to win with any of you, so peace out, bro.

RedPillSucks 31

The sad fail of the pic is that the camera covered her face

Vas sounds booty tickled . Lmao, k that's nice that you're a photographer, but I believe I have good lighting in my bathroom and not all lighting compliments ones skin. Remember that. Before you go thinking you're all high and mighty. Not all bathroom pics look trashy either. And I also like how you said you don't really care , but yet you're still commenting. Move on, and get over yourself.

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

127 - Don't care. 118 - I only came back here to say no hard feelings towards you. You seem very nice. I myself have only been in dimly-lit bathrooms, so if I'm wrong in my arguments, so be it. However, most of the photos I see that are taken in bathrooms are terrible, grainy, and stupid-looking. Only reason I got a little irked earlier is because everyone else here agrees that these bathroom photos aren't exactly very classy, yet I'm the only one getting reamed for my opinion. Internets will be internets, I suppose. But yes, photography is pretty awesome. I don't do it for a living anymore, but I like it even better as a freelance thing.

MassaKerr 9

This flame war made my day. Thank you

Serves you right for being one of those annoying people who take bathroom pics in the first place, bet you were doing the duck face too.

How does taking a pic in the bathroom automatically make one annoying ?

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Because those people are usually the ones spamming everyone's Facebook feeds with thousands of identical photos of them making stupid faces or flaunting their body for compliments, next to a toilet. That's how.

I hope you at least had your boobs out in that picture, it would have been the perfect distraction from your toy.

BlackBlazeCobra 16

YDI for taking a bathroom mirror pic in the first place.

eman1972 4

I think that's the funniest woman I've ever commented on!

379_fml 11

Better find out how many people saved it for your future humiliation

I saw that pic! Its already on i funny or pinterest!!!

sceptic 1

You're an idiot for more than one reason...