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By MYLIFESUX - 12/04/2009 06:50 - United States

Today, I was sitting using my laptop, while eating a bag of Starbursts. The bag slid off the bed, so I went to catch it and in the process my knee hit my laptop, which flew off the bed onto the wooden floor, and shattered. I broke my laptop to save 11 Starbursts from falling. FML

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You deserved it 56 960

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By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 869

You deserved it 10 078

By justplaindumb - 04/08/2016 00:48 - United States - Des Moines

Today, I walked into a wall, smashing my laptop into the top of my eye socket. This was all because I was carrying my laptop, phone and chocolate mug cake, all while trying to watch Netflix on said laptop. I feel like a 2016 cliché. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 036

You deserved it 16 205

By Charles - 21/06/2011 16:59 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites. In my attempt to scoot the chair forward, I hit my knee against the desk that my computer was on, and ended up breaking it. I literally broke my knee sitting on my ass. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 551

You deserved it 8 301

By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:06 - United States

Today, I got a text message. My phone was sitting on the edge of the bed and set on vibrate, so it fell off. I reached down to grab my phone and fell off the bed. My macbook landed on top of me. I fractured my arm and broke my laptop to read a text from facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 269

You deserved it 21 219

Priorities

By Earths_Venus - 19/11/2009 22:31 - Australia

Today, I was driving to my new home with a lot of my belongings in the car. I could hear things shifting in the back. When I parked, I opened the door, ready to catch my vodka. I caught it - and watched my laptop slide out of the car, onto the concrete, and break into 3 pieces. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 800

You deserved it 35 727

By Laptop - 25/05/2010 04:44 - France

Today, my little sister tripped when trying to walk up the stairs with a sandwich in one hand and my laptop in the other. She choose to save her sandwich instead of my £500 laptop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 725

You deserved it 3 735

The hero

By POP101 - 05/02/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, there was a girl in heels running in front of me at school, and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero, I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her, but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack, I found out I'd dropped my laptop and broken it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 241

You deserved it 15 009

By noname - 17/02/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 655

You deserved it 32 838

FIFA 2020

By kicking with love - 06/03/2020 21:10

Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 362

You deserved it 716

By Anonymous - 29/01/2012 05:50 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room and set my burnt out light bulb on my computer chair without any second thought. Later, I sat on the chair, the light bulb shattered and I got a huge gash on my butt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 676

You deserved it 30 907

Chaith 16

Sunday 12 April 2009 17:50

Well, what color were most of them?

DaftBrian 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 18:04

how did I know? It was OVER 2000 DOLLARS!!!

Comments

cheese1756 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:26

Hope it's still under warranty. You risked your laptop for a $1 pack of skittles???!!! Just let them fall because they are wrapped.

XtremeSoCal 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 4:50

I have a PC and it cost over $2700, but it has something no mac has, a touch screen. Plus, it was necessary for my school.

jhssoccergrl 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:19

My dog was laying on the coach with my brother who had our laptop in his lap, my dog decided to suddenly stretch her legs, the laptop flew across the room, it's now held together with bumperstickers that my brother has come across (I have a new laptop now)

BayArea 1

Friday 17 April 2009 6:44

macs dont get viruses...go home window newbs...

tatroi 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 5:22

I <3 macs!!!

kayleighcontrol 7

Monday 29 June 2009 10:12

I like how this comment board has escalated into an "I'm a Mac.. And I'm a PC"-esque discussion XD All I have to say is: That is what you get for being a greedy twat :)

classicdark 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 19:57

Wow, all you people saying that it's stupid to waste 2500 dollars on a computer are just stupid. Do you realize you can get an amazing pc for $2500? It doesn't have to be a mac. And all the extras on a computer that expensive weigh out the price. I hope you have insurance on the computer.

Brettersson 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 0:06

2500 is way too much for a laptop, my laptop is excellent in everything except graphics card, and it was less than 1000, 2500 is just overpriced no matter how good it is

bigraws23 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 16:22

Hope you had a warenty

DynamicDave 11

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:17

@97: Macs don't get viruses because no one writes viruses for them because it's a waste of time because they suck! That's pretty much the only advantage anyway.