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By MYLIFESUX - 12/04/2009 06:50 - United States

Today, I was sitting using my laptop, while eating a bag of Starbursts. The bag slid off the bed, so I went to catch it and in the process my knee hit my laptop, which flew off the bed onto the wooden floor, and shattered. I broke my laptop to save 11 Starbursts from falling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 201

You deserved it 56 960

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By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 869

You deserved it 10 078

By justplaindumb - 04/08/2016 00:48 - United States - Des Moines

Today, I walked into a wall, smashing my laptop into the top of my eye socket. This was all because I was carrying my laptop, phone and chocolate mug cake, all while trying to watch Netflix on said laptop. I feel like a 2016 cliché. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 036

You deserved it 16 205

By Charles - 21/06/2011 16:59 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites. In my attempt to scoot the chair forward, I hit my knee against the desk that my computer was on, and ended up breaking it. I literally broke my knee sitting on my ass. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 551

You deserved it 8 301

By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:06 - United States

Today, I got a text message. My phone was sitting on the edge of the bed and set on vibrate, so it fell off. I reached down to grab my phone and fell off the bed. My macbook landed on top of me. I fractured my arm and broke my laptop to read a text from facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 269

You deserved it 21 219

Priorities

By Earths_Venus - 19/11/2009 22:31 - Australia

Today, I was driving to my new home with a lot of my belongings in the car. I could hear things shifting in the back. When I parked, I opened the door, ready to catch my vodka. I caught it - and watched my laptop slide out of the car, onto the concrete, and break into 3 pieces. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 800

You deserved it 35 727

By Laptop - 25/05/2010 04:44 - France

Today, my little sister tripped when trying to walk up the stairs with a sandwich in one hand and my laptop in the other. She choose to save her sandwich instead of my £500 laptop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 725

You deserved it 3 735

The hero

By POP101 - 05/02/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, there was a girl in heels running in front of me at school, and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero, I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her, but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack, I found out I'd dropped my laptop and broken it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 241

You deserved it 15 009

By noname - 17/02/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 655

You deserved it 32 838

FIFA 2020

By kicking with love - 06/03/2020 21:10

Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 362

You deserved it 716

By Anonymous - 29/01/2012 05:50 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room and set my burnt out light bulb on my computer chair without any second thought. Later, I sat on the chair, the light bulb shattered and I got a huge gash on my butt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 676

You deserved it 30 907

Chaith 16

Sunday 12 April 2009 17:50

Well, what color were most of them?

DaftBrian 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 18:04

how did I know? It was OVER 2000 DOLLARS!!!

Comments

Jareth_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 19:20

Sounds familiar...

daddyslildefect 3

Sunday 12 April 2009 19:22

Is your laptop made of glass? And good point #21.

tempaccount 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 19:28

You don't deserve it, but you should know better than to use a laptop in such a precarious position. Also, aren't starburst wrapped? It's not like you can't eat them after they hit the floor. @20: Hey, I run Linux. I also have no viruses, and I have awesome server / command line programs you can't get anywhere. And I didn't have to pay extra. It's just a stock Dell laptop.

DamnGoodTimes 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 19:35

Starbursts are wrapped, why would you need to save them??

trappazoid 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 19:49

Why do some people always summarize in their last sentence? WE GET IT, That's crappy.

qwert5 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 20:02

Sounds strangely familiar...

rxxk 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 20:04

Shattered? Since when do they make laptops out of glass?

xoGAMERCHICKx3 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 20:05

You are a retard.

MaranDoll 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 20:08

It obviously wasn't a Mac, because they're way sturdier than that. Plus, they're made of aluminum, which doesn't shatter. The older models have a chassis made of reinforced plastic, while the crappier laptops by Dell and so on just have normal plastic casings. I've dropped mine from comparable heights several times (D:!) and nothing at all happened to it. So...YDI for getting a $2500 laptop that WASN'T a Mac. You got ripped off, kiddo.