Cars, Accident and Transportation: Denial

Denial

By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML

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By please don't back that thing up - 09/08/2013 05:00 - United States

Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML

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By Brayden - 10/01/2016 03:27 - Australia - Crib Point

Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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By metallicatime - 16/12/2011 03:16 - United States

Today, a stoplight dropped square into the bed of my pickup truck. The police think I was attempting to steal it, and my insurance won't cover the damage to my truck. There were no witnesses. FML

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By Off_Road - 04/06/2014 19:30 - United States - North Pole

Today, while on the highway, a guy in a truck sped up to pass me. He was hauling a trailer, which hit me and ran me off the road. I called the cops and followed him all the way into town, where the cops pulled him over. They let him go without even a ticket, because, "He didn't know he hit you." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2012 13:43 - Norway

Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML

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By jezusflowers - 07/05/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I stopped at a red light. I noticed the car in front of me had their reverse lights on. I thought to myself, "Meh, that person must know. They wouldn't do that." The light turned green. Turns out they didn't. Nor did they have insurance. FML

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plethora 3

Tuesday 19 May 2009 16:08

"...my very own car that I bought and paid for myself..." lol, someone's learned from comments on past FMLs.

hamzy 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 16:04

Hope you got his license plate number

Comments

effthis 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 0:36

chase that motha fucka down.. u have a car.. he has a truck... r just get his damn licnse plate

itsnotfair 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 0:38

pro?ceed??/v. pr??sid; n. ?pro?sid/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [v. pruh-seed; n. proh-seed] Show IPA –verb (used without object) 1. to move or go forward or onward, esp. after stopping. 2. to carry on or continue any action or process. 3. to go on to do something. 4. to continue one's discourse. 5. Law. a. to begin and carry on a legal action. b. to take legal action (usually fol. by against). 6. to be carried on, as an action or process. 7. to go or come forth; issue (often fol. by from). 8. to arise, originate, or result (usually fol. by from). –noun 9. proceeds, a. something that results or accrues. b. the total amount derived from a sale or other transaction: The proceeds from the deal were divided equally among us. c. the profits or returns from a sale, investment, etc. there, now people can carry on and 'proceed to' (aha sorry couldn't resist) use 'proceed' in the correct context, rather than using it in every fml to make themselves appear intelligent =]

wbrycem 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 0:49

84 - I had no idea you could read the minds of the people typing these out. see also: psychic

hakkai999 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 0:53

People like that deserve to be chased around and bashed like how you do in a GTA car chase. They are bastards.

washburn_fml 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 1:05

12: at a stoplight, there could have been another car behind OP. how would backing up or getting out of the way even be possible?

epikz 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 1:10

#12 you're stupid honestly. there could have been another car behind him which would have put him at fault if he hit him/her. The first thing anyone would probably do is honk, honk and honk.

Casualt1234 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 1:22

Agree with #1. OP - Did you really need to use the word TWICE? "I honked desperately" "drove away" Don't try to impress us.

zakiwaki1351 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 1:26

Dude . . . this is illegal. He can lose his license for like 5 years and have to pay a five thousand dollar fine, at least in MA. Don't know about other places. But regardless, get that jackass arrested!