Desperate for D

By sadsadperson - 07/09/2011 08:51 - Australia

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Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML
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marinus_fml 19

Luckily diaries can't talk back, because it would have called bullshit.

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PHiLLUPPH0REVER 1

It's alright I do it all the time.

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bumpin 0

Hahaha I'm Soo sorry but that's hilarious... In fact I did the same but with a different situation..

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Sionnach 10

So, you lied to your diary, then posted the truth up here? Was your diary not judgemental enough, leaving you with the pressing need to be bitched out by a few hundred strangers?

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Dr_Jalepenos 0

Yeah I know that the arrows are there but my screen is screwed up drop the top part of the screen so i can't see the time,battery percentage,and some of the stuff below that. I'm gonna get it replaced this weekend hopefully.

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cimh 9

What use do you have from lying to your diary? do you expect somebody else reading it?

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a_nutritionist 10

@107 ...so i shouldnt have clicked YDI why? all of those look like perfectly good YDI reasons to me. insecure idiot lies to self to boost confidence, poor perceptions of social interaction, using a diary is the least of her issues.

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