Not an FML at all. Seriously, you hate your life because someone saw you in a not-at-all-embarassing-but-coincidental-and-slightly-sexual situation? =/ This site is beginning to disappoint me. This CLEARLY belongs on mlia. We seriously need a "wtf, this isn't an FML" option in addition to "I agree, that sucks" and "YDI"

epic win.

Wtf happened to your pants than? Why were you eating m&ms naked? O.o FML man.

OMG so faving......but duuuude wear pants if u where good...

Haaaaaaaah... Stand up, fool! Ain't gonna fall on the floor if it's already under you.

I actually LOLed! xD That's realllllly funny.

Teehee. Did you tell her that you dropped an M&M down your pants, or did you just sit there awkwardly? :P

Funniest FML I've read in a long time. Good Job.

XDDDDDDD

Just explain to your mom what you were doing, you're making a bigger deal out of this than it is. My goodness. I hate these "my boss/parent/spouse walked in on me doing and saying something that looked odd" FMLs. It's not that big of a deal.