Relatable, Awkward, Clumsy and Health: Didn't see ya there

Didn't see ya there

By stillhurting - 05/01/2014 21:45 - Canada - Langley

Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML

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By butterbody - 23/03/2014 23:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2011 14:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I went out with my best friend and her hot brother. Upon our exit out of the restaurant I walked right into the glass door and rebounded back off it. The whole restaurant was silent as I shamefully walked out only to trip on the curb outside. FML

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By GreenMonstR - 25/04/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 14:35 - France - Melesse

Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML

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By facefuckedguy - 12/08/2014 21:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2018 01:30

Today, while bringing my baby an early-morning bottle, I tripped over a ball and fell into the glass coffee table, smashing it and cutting myself pretty badly. My husband slept through the whole thing, but the neighbors came by to tell me to keep it down. FML

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My life is a romcom

By Lucky girl - 23/08/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML

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Elaine?

By Anonymous - 19/02/2023 23:00

Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML

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By flop of shame - 17/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was walking into work holding a coffee and a bunch of other things. My employee saw me and held the door. I was almost there when I dropped my coffee, tried to catch it, tripped over the curb and fell flat on my face. I heard the door close while still lying there. FML

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YourBatteryIsLow 8

Monday 6 January 2014 1:01

Wow... Today is really not your day.

Welshite 39

Monday 6 January 2014 1:02

You should learn to crawl before you walk.

Comments

autinyork 6

Monday 6 January 2014 1:05

The way you said you smacked your face ahahaha. I'm sorry OP though :(

Gittoh 21

Monday 6 January 2014 1:06

might have lighten up the mood at a boring baby shower!

volkener12 1

Monday 6 January 2014 1:09

"No need to pay for entertainment ladies" funny stuff

sunnyray812 42

Monday 6 January 2014 1:11

It's obvious your feet are planning your death.

PrincessCastiel 27

Monday 6 January 2014 1:11

Maybe someday the baby can teach you to walk

tomwantssnow 14

Monday 6 January 2014 1:48

Or maybe they could try to learn together

gracehi 31

Monday 6 January 2014 1:11

And this is why men shouldn't go to baby showers. They get cursed by the klutz gods.

sourgirl101 28

Monday 6 January 2014 2:46

But why not? I like that there are now Co-Ed Baby Showers. Both mine were! It's also the Dad's baby and why not have his male friends invited too? My husband (secretly) loves tagging along to them and always volunteers to play the games. He's a pro at blindfold baby food tester. (: