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By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 13:24 - Tanzania United Republic of

Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML

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By embarrassed - 21/07/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML

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By hatemylifelol - 08/01/2016 20:33 - United States - Roseville

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

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Didn't see ya there

By mbrooke - 23/03/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML

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You dolt!

By ilovefootball - 07/09/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

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You dipstick!

By mah - 16/01/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2010 10:12 - United Kingdom

Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML

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By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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Coming through!

By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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AReasonToBitch 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 15:54

loser

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 26 June 2010 15:54

That act will make the girl you are a stalker or possibly a pervo kidnapper. Dont follow girls with your vehicle.

Comments

catatonicsleep 17

Saturday 26 June 2010 16:35

It could be worse, he could have backed into the car she was getting into....

AziraLevana 2

Saturday 26 June 2010 17:46

41: Yes, or run into her - as in, bodily. If the overall idiocy hadn't put her off, almost killing her probably would have.

z8563 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 16:36

what. a. fail.

toast1b 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 16:37

Girls never are impress with car tricks. Ever

xXLenaXx 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 16:44

Not true. I love watching guys drift, i find it hot. Plus I love race cars. It's only not impressive when a guy forces his "driving skills" onto a girl, kinda like, "look at me! you want me now, doncha? DONCHA?!?" that's just facepalmable.

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 26 June 2010 17:56

Drifting scares me. I've seen it on TV. I always think someone is going to get pinned. They are all in the streets walking around, trusting that no one is going to make a mistake and hit them. It's crazy but fun to watch.

xXLenaXx 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 21:54

Yeah, drifting only looks good if it's done by professionals. :P

Stevefett 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 16:46

I hope you had airbags?

Phoenix1023 3

Saturday 26 June 2010 20:16

he ain't even got a horn evidently

stewpididiot 11

Saturday 26 June 2010 22:55

126 that was pretty funny!! LoL !!!

libbyson 5

Saturday 26 June 2010 16:51

wow, what the **** is wrong with people these days how hard is it to look behind you before you back up. Damn people learn how to drive or go back to DMV and tell them your a hazard to society and give your license back.

GarryG 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 16:53

YDI for being a sleeze bag

hahalulzz 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 16:54

people like you don't deserve to be on the roads. all you shit drivers show off and put others including yourself at risk. I have no sympathy for dumbasses like you