Work, Jealousy, Erratas and Relationship advice: Dingus

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By UnemployedWife - 26/01/2024 00:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, my husband typed in my work Teams Chat, “FUCK THIS JOB I QUIT” while I was away from my desk. All this because he’s still jealous of my and a male coworker’s friendship. I was terminated. He showed no remorse for what he did and told me to find another job where I won’t “slut around.” FML

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By facepalm - 28/12/2009 10:35 - Singapore

Today, my husband was fired for chatting online for the third time in a month during office hours. Who was he chatting with? Me, telling him to get off the chat programme so he wouldn't lose his job. FML

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By RachelMc - 12/12/2022 21:00

Today, my husband of 4 years announced that he doesn’t love me anymore and that he’s leaving me for his coworker who he met 2 months ago. I helped him find that job. It’s like I aided in the destruction of my own marriage. FML

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By WrongPlaceWrongTime - 25/06/2016 18:51 - France

Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML

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WTF does that even mean?

By Betrayed - 16/03/2022 16:00

Today, my coworker, who I thought was my “friend,” threw me under the bus and showed my boss all the texts I'd sent talking shit about her. I was sacked. I confronted him and told him I thought we were friends. He replied, “The mouse is friend of the cheese, it doesn’t mean he’s not gonna eat it.” FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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Hiding something?

By Carolina - 16/08/2023 14:00

Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum about how “men are allowed to have female friends”, smashed stuff in the living room, for him to storm out and slam the door, making the house tremble. All I did was tell him that his friendship with his secretary made me uncomfortable. FML

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By jeed(1) - 25/08/2013 21:36 - France - Marseille

Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML

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By terribob1 - 08/07/2016 14:52

Today, I was terminated from my job. This comes after I sent HR an email about an inappropriate relationship between my manager and a counselor. Seems like I should have kept my mouth shut. FML

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Oh, he's a "Nice Guy"

By undateable - 18/10/2020 02:01 - United States

Today, I tried to drown out the petulant whining of my idiot coworker as he droned on and on about how, “bitches don’t appreciate good men.” He’s 35, lives at home, still uses the term 'friendzone' and has the hygiene of a sewer-dwelling ogre. I was written up for for snapping and yelling at him. FML

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What a petty man

By EneughIsEnough - 03/09/2022 12:30

Today, I got mad at my wife for giving her male coworker a ride home. I know nothing went on with them because I tracked her phone, I’m mad that he offered her a job in the business he’s starting, because she’ll be making a LOT more money than me. FML

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Iamthebanzai22 21

Friday 26 January 2024 6:14

Run fast, run far. He's not beating you yet but he probably is working at isolating you. Does he drive a wedge in between you and your family and friends?

Crowned Sataness 12

Friday 26 January 2024 7:46

girl you need to GTFO. now. this is abuse and it WILL escalate. he WILL eventually hit you

Comments

Rake 15

Sunday 28 January 2024 6:54

WOW, get out of their girl, it will only get worse...

MistressAfrodite 5

Sunday 28 January 2024 9:29

you’re divorcing him right????

Billsonhamsen 17

Sunday 28 January 2024 12:21

He is just trying to protect himself and you from destroying the relationship. If you do get with another man it will be far worse for him. In today's society men are (almost) constantly hitting on women and women pretend that it's not happening if they like it. I see his side. I get your side too. You want to have a job and have friends outside of him. That's not unreasonable.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 28 January 2024 19:09

What you need is to find a good divorce lawyer and serve his ass with the papers. That is NOT okay. Even more so if you legit weren't having an affair with a coworker, and it sounds like you weren't. That is abuse, even if it's not physical. While you're at it, sue for wrongful termination if you can somehow prove he's the one that did it.

andrewgr 4

Monday 29 January 2024 20:30

If my brother in law treated my sister this way, I would do anything short of kidnapping her against her will to get her to either divorce him immediately, or at least separate while he sees a therapist. I'd burn through vacation time and use up my savings if it was necessary-- that's how awful and unacceptable the behavior you described is.