Dirty mind

By Anonymous - 25/06/2012 15:53 - United States - Elizabethtown

Today, I told my friend over the phone that I had to go drop the kids off at the pool. She told me that she didn't need to know about my bathroom habits and hung up on me. I really had to take my children to the local swimming pool for swim lessons. FML
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Mideoyeo 12

Its like people don't even think things through these days

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Aug1508 9

Woah... Maybe she needs to clean her ears.

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ALpein 0

That's disgusting! How dare you write such vulgar things!

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AwkwardPartyBear 24

Your bathroom habits? Try explaining to her that you actually took your kids to the pool. Take pictures, take a viagra. Prove her wrong! Prove to her that you don't wazz in the pool!

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evilplatypus 38

Really glad you clarified that one. I was VERY confused what Viagra had to do with children...

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brackaman 18

Oh believe me, I'm sure viagra has a lot to do with children. Some of them wouldn't even be here without viagra.

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Oreohugzpenny 4

Yes show the hitch she was wrong! !!!!!!!

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RedPillSucks 31

Am I the only one that thinks this is even more funny with "viagra" than with "video" ??

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lonkite101 14

93- yes you are. Wanna **** and duck? Wanna hitch a bitch? Wanna lick a dick? Wanna have a fina ******? Wanna gut a butt? Wanna lube a boob?

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lonkite101 14

131- lol sorry my friend gets onto my account a lot. Trust me, I'm not that messed up. :@

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JustDerpin 11

I favorited this FML because I really love this comment..

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noisebox 1

My advice? Loose that so called friend or pull the same thing to her next time. Some people ONLY understand their own medicine given back to them...

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THE_A_TEEN 27

What do you mean by "loose that friend"? It sounds completely wrong in some ways.

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Michele2luv 8

You are just spewing words. You make no freaking sense . . .

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the_true_batman 10

Loose the friend? That would be the dumbest possible course of action. Tighten the friend until your muscles give out.

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RedPillSucks 31

Maybe that's a euphemism for "dumping" the friend in that "pool".

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Deannie88 6

I'm not tryin to be rude but that is funny. And I've never heard anyone say that before, the bathroom phrase I mean.

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stellasue11 38

people also say " i gotta drop the cosbys off at the pool" around here, so racist!!!

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bmkc4 1

Haha that is awesome! That is exactly what I would have thought.

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theMelimda 3

Sometimes I wish there was a like button on these fmls. This made me laugh!

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GirlOnFire143 6

I love this... your friend is so cool.

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tennisrapper1 14

Doesn't matter. Just tell her the truth and it will b resolved. Your life isn't ******.

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inkedav 8

Why Should you never swim on a full stomach?... Because its much easier to swim in water ya dingus.. :l

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THE_A_TEEN 27

What the hell does that have to do with the FML? Second note: at least it was creative.

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