Disappointed

By WhatALetdown - 25/11/2015 00:26 - United States - Danbury

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Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML
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Solano2580 24

YDI. You went in there expecting to have the best sex of your life but since it turned out badly you have the tone like he's not worth it and that you wasted your time. I bet you aren't as good as you think either OP.

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kdgsmiley 23

That's definitely a tough one, OP. If you're pretty interested in this guy and it's something worth pursuing, perhaps more communication about what pleases you would help improve things.

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Goblin182 26

Maybe all of those bean flicking fantasies set the bar to high.

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Brightbulb 39

fun, maybe he needs some practice in bean flicking. Might be a fun prospect for you both.

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8djht8 19

If they're attractive beyond their looks to you, teach them what u like.

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S1N9UL4R17Y 8

well... there is always the option to teach him how to be better.

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itwasntme14 19

I think that what makes "good" sex is all relative to the person. Maybe the last person he was with really liked something that OP can't stand, everyone has different preferences. That's why you need to communicate during sex. On top of that of course he's not going to be as good as you expected hardly anyone ever is.

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CaroLouWho 10

There's a little thing called "communication." If you like the guy but you're not satisfied with his performance in bed, communicate with him. I'm not saying you should tell him he sucks in bed, but gently see if y'all can try something different.

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PuppiesKisses 15

That happened to me. I lusted over a guy for a year and he came in under a minute. I gave him a few chances and he never improved. Sex is an important part of a relationship; if your not satisfied in bed maybe he's not the one. To those talking shit their probably paranoid people speak like that about them behind their back.

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DoomedGemini 37

You say you have him a few chances, but did you ever try to HELP? If you want someone amazing at sex, you either get to find someone with a lot of experience or you BE that experience and help them. Sex is important, but just because they are bad at first doesn't mean they can get better and you can also teach them the best ways to please YOU.

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PuppiesKisses 15

I tried with him a few times and it was BAD. The fact that he was also a real jerk was the main reason I left him; but him being bad at sex is NOT my problem. When I didn't know about sex and wanted to learn I did research. Everyone has that option. Improve yourself and don't look to others to do it. If I'm not seeing a future with a guy I'm not going to sit there and tutor him. When you cum consistently quick it's an obvious problem that shouldn't have to be pointed out. Also not my problem because I can't do a pregame jack off for him. I'm glad I left him because I then met my current fiancé who was a virgin when we met. When I took his virginity he lasted longer then the cum king previously mentioned. I taught my fiancé because he was WORTH teaching and he's damn good now. If someone sucks in bed it is nobody's fault or responsibility but their own. If their someone you want to be with good go for it, teach them. Don't blame me or the OP for being honest.

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Asianjaned 9

That's like a really hot, tall guy with a 3 1/2 inch peenie.....LMFAO! Just kidding! Just teach him some new tricks. Chances are nobody has told him he's bad in bed.

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Reider022 16

Not meeting expectations was exactly the issue, meathead.

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