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Disneyworld

By onlyme - 25/10/2012 02:36 - United States

Today, my friend and I were walking home when we saw a patch of wet cement. Taking a page out of every single Disney movie ever made, we wrote our names in it. What Disney movies don't show is when the neighbors tattle on you and you have to pay $500 to get the cement redone. FML

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By sharky - 20/01/2012 21:17 - United States

Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML

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Classic prank

By CelibateHero - 05/10/2013 06:31 - United States - Notre Dame

Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML

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Street art

By squidwardpotatoes - 14/11/2009 11:08 - United States

Today, I went to the movies. Not only did the movie end up being awful, but I came to my car to find out someone drew Squidward from SpongeBob, with large letters spelling, "I LIKE POTATOES!" on my windshield. In permanent marker. FML

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Wet dream

By Annettedarling - 21/04/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my dog acted out a scene from Disney with me, by causing me and a member of the opposite sex to fall into a river after tangling our legs with the lead. No, it didn't lead to marriage, just me being yelled at. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2010 20:04 - United States

Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to Super Glue a couple of quarters to the sidewalk downtown and watch people try to pick them up. Unfortunately, street patrol was watching me glue everything the whole time. I was fined with public vandalism and defacing US currency. FML

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By GEE, THANKS DAD - 28/09/2012 22:21 - United States

Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML

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By jess - 15/02/2012 17:47 - United States

Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2014 02:39 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, an old guy phoned the cops on my daughter because she was drawing with chalk on the sidewalk. Apparently, he thinks it's vandalism. FML

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Saved!

By Anonymous - 20/05/2024 22:00 - United States - Portland

Today, in order to save money, instead of going to the car wash, I decided to wash my car at home. While sponging the roof, I slipped on the soapy driveway and ended up sliding under the car, getting soaked and covered in suds. My neighbor saw the whole thing and couldn't stop laughing. FML

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You deserved it 149

matthewiverson 7

Thursday 25 October 2012 9:14

What Disney movie do they do this??

gracehi 31

Thursday 25 October 2012 9:13

I've ALWAYS wanted to do that... But until now I didn't expect it to cost me $500.

Comments

random_camo 7

Tuesday 30 October 2012 2:07

Lady and the Tramp is the only movie where they write their names in cement.

komptonassterry 1

Wednesday 31 October 2012 9:30

not ONE disney movie shows someone writing in fresh cement. geez louise

Raum 19

Sunday 18 August 2013 4:02

Lady and the Tramp :

andthepennydrops 6

Tuesday 13 November 2012 5:54

one does not simply "take a page out of a movie".......

HOB0HUNTER 2

Thursday 29 November 2012 20:00

Yes, FYL for vandalizing someone else's property and having to pay to fix it! I'm guessing you're not big on personal reaponsibility, are you?

__U__S__E__R__ 7

Thursday 13 March 2014 5:49

Dicks.

GnaR_KiLL5150 12

Friday 7 November 2014 14:58

What Disney movie has people writing in wet cement?

duma191 21

Thursday 13 August 2015 9:40

It costs about $36 for enough segment to replace a section of sidewalk.

sdeprived 7

Monday 2 May 2016 7:11

Probably shouldn't break the law then... YDI

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 4 May 2016 3:58

Not every Disney movie has done that, maybe 2.

Alittlebitiffy 27

Tuesday 22 November 2016 13:28

YDI for thinking that something fictional characters do in a fictional movie is appropriate in real life. How old are you?

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