Sex and Intimacy: Do that again

Do that again

By lotrgeek - 13/02/2012 13:37 - Canada

Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML

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By anon - 31/07/2015 20:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML

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What is it?

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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By firsttimer69 - 20/03/2009 06:11 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML

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By Highnapple - 04/03/2015 07:55 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML

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Nomnom

By wow babe - 19/11/2012 17:46 - United States - Arnold

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML

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Fond memories

By -_- - 13/08/2011 00:05 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML

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Bad actor

By Anonymous - 20/04/2021 23:00

Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML

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Valid reason

By stephhh055 - 21/10/2019 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML

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By zamwow - 20/12/2013 23:36 - United States - Ridgefield Park

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML

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Monday 13 February 2012 18:59

Whatever gets the job done. Right?

grahambertus 11

Monday 13 February 2012 19:26

Yeah. At least a zombie isn't shallow, he loves you for your brains.

Comments

onlychildFTW 33

Monday 13 February 2012 20:10

You better tell him zombies turn you on. Because if you don't you won't be orgasmimg and more.

yaoifreak 8

Monday 13 February 2012 20:16

Hahaha OH MY GOSH that is so funny

EnterSandman_fml 20

Monday 13 February 2012 20:16

Om nom nom. Hey, at least it's not a foot fetish.

BlackCloudedSldr 5

Monday 13 February 2012 20:20

I thought she was complaining about WHY she had the ****** and that this was a first time in a long time and that it took just that to do it... Idk...

drpepperismylove 2

Monday 13 February 2012 20:21

whatever gets you off ;)

Ressamies 6

Monday 13 February 2012 20:22

OP: Hey, what you brought me for valentines day? BF: I brought... Night Of The Living Dead! OP: OH MY GOD! That is the best **** ever!

ForeverAloneGal 23

Monday 13 February 2012 20:23

Hey man, at least he got the kink out.

CRC_101 31

Monday 13 February 2012 20:27

Interesting fetish you have there! xD I hope your boyfriend's comfortable with it - it sounds like you two could have some fun with it :D

bubo_fml 10

Monday 13 February 2012 20:28

Sounds like you could use a stiff, cold one!

Btelgeus 11

Monday 13 February 2012 20:30

I think the only wrong part in this FML is the sentence "This was the first ****** he's ever given me". Given me? Isn't intercourse a two-people thing? Maybe the problem is that you are a little too passive!